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Old February 24th, 2012, 07:21 PM
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It's the poetics that keep me out of groups, too. Fuckin' Haikuers...
these discs do fly
who tells them which way to go?
i only throw them


take that, sam!
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Old February 24th, 2012, 07:29 PM
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hundred fifty grams

fuckin' Japan Open slams

keep on haikuin'
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Old February 24th, 2012, 07:47 PM
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hundred fifty grams

fuckin' Japan Open slams

keep on haikuin'
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Old February 24th, 2012, 10:07 PM
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And then I exhaled
Threw five hundred feet upwind
It is in the hole
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Old February 25th, 2012, 09:05 AM
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Plastic addiction
Is always healthier then
Methamphetamines
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Old February 26th, 2012, 05:57 AM
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Flying through the air
The clang of metal cries out!
Too many low putts
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Old March 1st, 2012, 09:51 PM
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anhyzer driver
's' curve drawn in winter air
rain and plastic drops
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Old March 3rd, 2012, 03:35 PM
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Bright blue U.F.O.
Champ Wraith if you didn't know
One poetic throw.
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Old March 5th, 2012, 07:35 AM
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One nation under
par sounds like some serious
division baggin'
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Old March 5th, 2012, 07:14 PM
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One nation under
par sounds like some serious
division baggin'
Divide and conquer
What side of par are you on?
With us, or against?
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Old March 5th, 2012, 07:58 PM
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Divide and conquer
What side of par are you on?
With us, or against?
That kind of depends
If under is against then
color me your foe!
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Old March 6th, 2012, 08:58 AM
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That kind of depends
If under is against then
color me your foe!
It cannot be that
It is not you I oppose
I fight that number
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Old March 6th, 2012, 11:15 AM
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Under I shall be
Over is what I wish for
my competitors.
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Old March 6th, 2012, 11:41 PM
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This thread has gone far
off topic is what I like
talking about what?
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Old March 7th, 2012, 08:59 AM
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five seventy five
jumpin' with that haiku jive
ah so, Daddy-O
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Old March 8th, 2012, 08:20 AM
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five seventy five
jumpin' with that haiku jive
ah so, Daddy-O
A little Ginsberg/Keourac influence there.
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Old March 8th, 2012, 08:32 AM
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Walking through the park
Alas, what do my eyes see?
Strange barbecue grill
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Old March 8th, 2012, 08:46 AM
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Under influence?
Never did read poetry
I am lysdexic
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Old March 8th, 2012, 08:46 AM
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Bang da chains mofo
Dead center perfect spit out
Clean up on aisle three
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Old March 8th, 2012, 08:50 AM
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When will we prospect?
We're fine right here! hoping for
commercialization fail
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