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Old May 28th, 2011, 12:49 PM
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I live to frolf, I even say frisbee golf to people that don't know about it just to make it sound more colorful. Don't worry, I primarily say 'disc.'

I've noticed that most of my friends are only occasional players and still can't quite realize the benefits of a day and sleep off the previous night's whiskey while I'm out in the sun.

I'm looking for either a Bad News Bears or Major League situation to hopefully be drafted in to. Must love the obvious traits of a disc golfer, not hate me because I like The Dave Matthews Band and be willing to make the occasional wager. Not necessarily cash, more like "if I drill this put you have to do the worm through that puddle" or similar.

Also willing to accept strays to form our own "Major League" situation (ironic that the Indians are playing well right now) but keep in mind that we can't all be Sheen, there always has to be a Jake Taylor otherwise the team will fall apart.

What I have to offer:

Cliche "dude"
Endless inappropriate humor
Mt Hood cabin
Last night's Phish show
Ass, gas or grass
A willingness to do the worm through that puddle
Charm?

Bonus points if you like:

Dabney more than Milo
South Park
Hornings for any occasion
Meat
Last night's Phish show.

-Jesse
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Old May 28th, 2011, 04:52 PM
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You had me until you said "Dabney more than Milo".

Oh well. Good luck in your search.
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Old May 28th, 2011, 06:35 PM
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Sorry, I'm no long arm.
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Old May 29th, 2011, 01:13 PM
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Sorry, I'm no long arm.
Neither is Sam...
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Old May 29th, 2011, 07:47 PM
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The guy is obviously out of control. I recommend banning.

South Park, sheesh!
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Old May 29th, 2011, 11:42 PM
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Our Hagg Crew may be interested. Our course isnt all about long arms, besides hole 3,5,10,17 and 18.
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Old May 30th, 2011, 10:40 AM
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Disc Golf or Die! We like characters.
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Old May 30th, 2011, 11:23 AM
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Neither is Sam...
I would say compared to your girl arm... Yes, I am.
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Old May 30th, 2011, 06:49 PM
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I would say compared to your girl arm... Yes, I am.
If you had a long arm, I'm sure you'd step up and play pro.
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Old May 31st, 2011, 07:20 AM
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weeklies:
Mon...Lunchtime
Tue...Orchard
Wed...Pier
Thur...Dabney

go, meet, find folks that share your love of the game, and schedule.
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Old May 31st, 2011, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Sam
I would say compared to your girl arm... Yes, I am.

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If you had a long arm, I'm sure you'd step up and play pro.
No...He wouldnt. Too Scared.
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Old May 31st, 2011, 11:02 AM
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Thanks for the advice, I usually can't make it in time for the weeklies but I've been meaning to put a little more effort in to it, we'll see how that pans out.


Troz: Haven't played Hagg yet though I've been meaning too, I think it's the only course in the Portland area that I haven't played. Maybe this weekend?
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Old June 1st, 2011, 05:30 PM
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If you had a long arm, I'm sure you'd step up and play pro.
Nah... when you get to my division, it will be time to go.
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Old June 1st, 2011, 10:13 PM
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Thanks for the advice, I usually can't make it in time for the weeklies but I've been meaning to put a little more effort in to it, we'll see how that pans out.


Troz: Haven't played Hagg yet though I've been meaning too, I think it's the only course in the Portland area that I haven't played. Maybe this weekend?
We are making a rare trip out to MIlo on Sat
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