Sam, I wuz really gud, eh? I kept my mouth shut about it, and the fact that you didn't bring your Lucky Mud bag tag... (I really needed that upgrade.)
I'm happy to report that I did the 25 holes at even par again today (but I didn't get that three on hole ten this time). Me and a local did it in about two hours. Four boges and four birds. I defended my tag.
It'z amazing whut can be done with a <250' drive if it goes where it'z spoezta.
Disclaimer: I only got Sam by a stroke (and he was keeping score). Not sure that counts as a "pummel."
On edit: I was just thinking about my round 8 days ago with Sam. I pulled off the same score today, but without any of those shots that had Sam muttering, "oh come frickin' on!" My par today was so boring compared to that day.