
January 7th, 2011, 12:08 AM
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Join Date: September 2nd, 2008
Location: Rose City
Posts: 2,055
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Originally Posted by Wes Hansen
The Discrupters remain unbeaten in Oregon in 2011, and look forward to our match against the Prancing Cows. We'll be unveiling our "ringer" for the final leg of the season, as another Sunnes joins the Discrupters (pending official approval from the TDG sanctioning committee).
Mr. Lewis,
What's the official way to let you know The Discrupters would like to replace Vic Johnson with Geof Sunnes? Would this work? Vic is leaving the team due to being a giant b..., er, medical reasons.
Geof, whom Ken Climo has called, "The next me, but better," looks forward to any and all competitors. With a precision-controlled drive of just over 600 feet and a 97% putting accuracy rate within 50 feet, the newest Discrupter has been predicted to win every stroke play match he will play in his life. At present, attempts to give him a rating under the present system have failed, but, in his own words, "I'm even better than I was yesterday."
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everybody needs a rating

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