Yeah, Snap... that is how it SHOULD have happened. The franchise in Portland is broken and they have been broken for a long, long time... and it doesn't seem to be getting better. Who knew that a mere drafting of a man could turn "pristine" knees into joints with the strength of string cheese?
But wait.... there's more! The news will only get worse, I am afraid. Losing Oden is bad... but it will not be viewed as such a bad thing when it is revealed that Brandon Roy has no cartilage in his knees. That will be a franchise-crippling revelation, I am afraid...
But there is a solution for Blazers' fans. There's a certain team that plays a little south of here. You might have heard of them? They were the purple and the gold and they win championships like it is going out of fashion. Damn, I am glad to be a life-long Lakers' fan.
