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Old September 16th, 2010, 02:05 PM
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Question Would any single cute females like to play a few rounds with me in the near future?
Im single myself and very new to the sport but am hooked! This is the closest course to me but I do drive and would play at many other courses.
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Old September 16th, 2010, 04:44 PM
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This is hands down the best post I've read on here. The scene from superbad comes to mind with the guy saying "so you guys on myspace"

Sorry to bust your balls.. I hope someone hits you up on this.
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Old September 16th, 2010, 08:49 PM
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Old September 17th, 2010, 04:18 PM
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Going to have to change this site name to NWDiscgolfdating.com
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Old September 20th, 2010, 09:58 AM
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Lol. How do you guys get your pics to show up on the left under your name?
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Old September 20th, 2010, 10:06 AM
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Nevermind guys, I figured it out.
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Old September 20th, 2010, 11:44 AM
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And ladies, now you can see your handsome knight as he attempts to court you.
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Old September 21st, 2010, 11:15 AM
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Cute disc golfer girls? There aren't many of those out there! They're all snagged up as soon as a disc golfer sees them on the course! lol
Happy huntings, sir. When you find them, spread the word!
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Old September 21st, 2010, 01:05 PM
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Or you could just teach a girl to play disc golf. That is tougher sometimes though. I have been trying to get my wife to play, but have only gotten her out to play twice.
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Old September 21st, 2010, 05:37 PM
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Or you could just teach a girl to play disc golf. That is tougher sometimes though. I have been trying to get my wife to play, but have only gotten her out to play twice.
This my theory:
Best choice- Meet a woman who likes to play disc golf and fall in love, as our humble man is doing here.
Next best- Be a disc golf addict when you meet the girl of your dreams, so at least she knows what she's getting in to.
Worst- Find disc golf while already with the woman. It's great if she loves it too, but the odds always seem to be, well, bad.
"You want to to play disc golf this weekend? But didn't you just do that last month?"
(last week... yesterday?) you get the idea.
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Old September 21st, 2010, 06:28 PM
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Or just play disc golf until the girl in your life leaves you over it....
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Old September 21st, 2010, 06:50 PM
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Or just play disc golf until the girl in your life leaves you over it....
Best ways to become good at disc golf:
1- Get divorced
2- Get fired
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Old September 22nd, 2010, 11:11 AM
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Do not... I repeat DO NOT date a disc golf girl. If she is into it and you two break up, you still have to see her on the course... with whatever scummy douchebag she decides to hook up with next.
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Old September 22nd, 2010, 12:26 PM
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This thread is one more reason why (A) women don't want to play disc golf and (B) Nafarious is single.
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Old September 22nd, 2010, 02:20 PM
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This thread is one more reason why (A) women don't want to play disc golf and (B) Nafarious is single.
I dunno about A. I've seen a hell of a lot worse on these (and other) forums. This thread is just silly.
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Old September 22nd, 2010, 02:23 PM
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I dunno about A. I've seen a hell of a lot worse on these (and other) forums. This thread is just silly.
Yeah That's true, this place is G rated compared to other sites that shall not be named ... (DGCR)
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Old April 20th, 2011, 09:34 AM
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Volunteer to caddy at the Chick Flick this summer. You will meet tons of disc golfing girls there.
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