The Cock Flock is now recruiting Caddies for the 2nd Annual Chick Flick, August 1-2 at Horning’s Hideout.
If you attended this event last year, you’ll remember how much fun it was to watch and support the ladies. So come join the festivities and show the Chicks your support.
What you get for your money:
-Lunch Saturday and Sunday.
-Raffle tickets for all sorts of prizes- especially picked for Cocks of all sizes
-Camping on Saturday night.
-Entry for Best Caddy award. It’s up to you how you make this happen.
-Entry for Best Costume. Yes, costumes are encouraged on Saturday. The chicks dig costumes, mostly.
-An official Cock Flock t-shirt, tastelessly designed by The Minordiety (aka Gorman) himself.
-Entry into the Random draw doubles tournament with full payout. This will be a glow round using alternate shot format. This is open to registered Caddies only!
-The chance to meet other disc golf widowers and future disc golf widowers.
-Automatic entry into the Cock Flock and possible future Cock Flock events.
Registration for the Cock Flock will be through Stumptown Disc Golf’s website – www.stumptowndg.org
If you don’t sign up, you’ll miss out on the event of the summer (and not to mention the lack of the above bonuses.)
Please feel free to contact me with any questions.
P.S. If there are not enough women who want caddies you may be asked to perform other functions such as Beer Monkey, spotter, male dancer, etc.
The Minordiety, aka, John Gorman.