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Old May 20th, 2009, 02:37 PM
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All this talk about the Fling is giving me a serious jones for golf, but I'm stuck inside. What better time than to whip out the ol' disc golf haiku?

Flying down fairway
Hyzer, no! Fly straight! Oh crap.
Par again for me.

One hundred feet out
XD (beat), slight anhyzer
A thing of beauty.

Forty feet out. Now,
Concentrate. Focus. Focus.
Clang! Damn! No Low Putts!

Beaver State Fling
Not for me this year, oh damn!
I'll beat SMO next year

Got a better one? Post it here!
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Old May 20th, 2009, 03:11 PM
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Northwest Disc Golf News
A better forum by far
What's "ODSA"?
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Old May 20th, 2009, 07:19 PM
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Default hAHAHA
Baking bread daily
Up before the lazy worms
Sun’s up, Game on!


Working all weekend
Bag tag match, practice glory
When does Reg. open?
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Old May 20th, 2009, 07:26 PM
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Northwest Disc Golf News
A better forum by far
What's "ODSA"?


Someone is still beating

a dead horse again

for some unknown reason....
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Old May 20th, 2009, 07:57 PM
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Someone is still beat-
ing a dead horse again for
some unknown reason

There, that is repaired
Always a stickler, you know
Now what do we do?
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The system's not broken...

...it's fixed!
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Old May 20th, 2009, 08:07 PM
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Give Adam a break.
He does not play tournaments,
This is his 1st place!
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Old May 20th, 2009, 08:16 PM
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Give Adam a break.
He does not play tournaments,
This is his 1st place!
I like that one
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Old May 20th, 2009, 08:21 PM
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Here is my first Haiku attempt ever, Its for the dye artists out there

I know it sucks and i hope its in the right format, but here it goes:

RIT dye in my veins
Time to dye another one
Sell this on E Bay!!!!
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Old May 20th, 2009, 08:26 PM
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[fixed:]
Someone's still beating
That dead horse again, again.
The reason's unknown.
"Northwest Disc Golf News"
On my screen: five syllables
First thing came to mind
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Old May 20th, 2009, 08:53 PM
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All this talk about the Fling is giving me a serious jones for golf, but I'm stuck inside. What better time than to whip out the ol' disc golf haiku?

Flying down fairway
Hyzer, no! Fly straight! Oh crap.
Par again for me.

One hundred feet out
XD (beat), slight anhyzer
A thing of beauty.

Forty feet out. Now,
Concentrate. Focus. Focus.
Clang! Damn! No Low Putts!

Beaver State Fling
Not for me this year, oh damn!
I'll beat SMO next year

Got a better one? Post it here!
Golfed today with Niko
Weather is much improved
Milo all weekend, BAM!

Bob
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Old May 20th, 2009, 09:14 PM
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Golfed today with Niko
Weather is much improved
Milo all weekend, BAM!

Bob
A for effort, Bob
C- for execution.
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Old May 20th, 2009, 09:21 PM
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A for effort, Bob
C- for execution.

Yeah, but I got in the important stuff.....PLAYED WITH NIKO and MILO

Bob
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Old May 20th, 2009, 09:23 PM
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Yeah, but I got in the important stuff.....PLAYED WITH NIKO and MILO

Bob
Like I wasn't already jealous.
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Old May 20th, 2009, 11:00 PM
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The weather is so nice
Disc golfing for six straight days
What course tomorrow?
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Old May 21st, 2009, 08:16 AM
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The weather is so nice
Disc golfing for six straight days
What course tomorrow?
Six days of disc golf
Us old guys' arms can't take it
Enjoy being young!
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Old May 21st, 2009, 09:24 AM
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my 2c.

HARK! the chains summon!
a slave to the song of ching
NO YELLOW BAND DOINKS
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Old May 21st, 2009, 09:53 AM
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Lining up the putt
Right on target.... Looks good.... Damn!
Hit the FYB!

Nice drive, looking good.
Who planted that big tree there?
Par again for me.
Last edited by Scott; May 21st, 2009 at 05:26 PM.
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Old May 21st, 2009, 03:38 PM
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Yeah, but I got in the important stuff.....PLAYED WITH NIKO and MILO

Bob
Nikko or Niko?

Well if it's Nikko, I can top that, at the memorial, we played thru one hole together for practice, he threw it in the water, but i was already running down to track it down, I told him, strip boy, get in the water and I'll tell u where it went, he did, he went in, holding his nuts and all chilly, found the disc right away. LMAO... so i played with him and got him down to his boxers lmao...
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Old May 21st, 2009, 04:12 PM
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Nice drive, looking good.
Who planted that tree there?
Par again for me.
Hey son, you're one under the limit there.
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Old May 21st, 2009, 05:26 PM
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Hey son, you're one under the limit there.
Check again, officer.
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