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Old April 1st, 2009, 08:25 AM
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Default All drivers BANNED?

KANSAS, April 1 (Reuters) The emerging sport of disc golf may have been dealt a crippling blow after an injury sustained recently at a disc golf course in Emporia, KS. The game follows similar rules of golf, but is played with specially designed flying discs. Some of the discs have sharp profiles to enable them to fly farther and faster than a typical Frisbee, and many of the courses are built in public multi-use parks.

Deborah Blackwell, 21, was walking through Jones Park with her three year old daughter, Natalie, when seemingly out of nowhere, a disc golf disc came hurtling out of the air and crashed into Natalie's face. She was rushed to the emergency room and found to have a broken bone in her orbital socket. "I don't know how this game was ever considered a good, safe idea by the park," Blackwell stated.

Blackwell has since started a campaign to ban the manufacture and use of the type of discs known as "drivers," the models with the sharpest profiles. The campaign is quickly gaining momentum, as other concerned park users across the country echo Blackwell's concerns. She says that she already has well over 7,000 signatures.

"I just don't see the need for these flying weapons," Blackwell said, "I wouldn't even want to try catching one of those things, let alone have them flying into my loved ones." The campaign's initial focus is the removal of the drivers from the market, but they would eventually like to see foam products, like Hasbro's Nerf toys being used. "My kids have fun with Nerf, so I don't see why everyone else can't have fun with it too," said Blackwell.

Dave Dunipace, owner of Innova Discs, one of the primary disc golf manufacturers, could not be reached for comment.






























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Old April 1st, 2009, 08:35 AM
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Old April 1st, 2009, 08:42 AM
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Tim.............I HATE YOU!

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Old April 1st, 2009, 08:44 AM
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Dude, not nice... not cool... *black mark by Tim*
I was actually starting to get emotional reading that... damn... *time to double those pills*
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Old April 1st, 2009, 08:52 AM
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Old April 1st, 2009, 08:59 AM
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Crap that was a good one You really had me going I was thinking how the heck would throwing a nerf driver work

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Old April 1st, 2009, 09:01 AM
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Forget that today is April's Fool Day... Good one as you really got me and others, too!!
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Old April 1st, 2009, 09:06 AM
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When drivers are outlawed, only outlaws will have drivers.
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Old April 1st, 2009, 09:15 AM
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thats just wrong
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Old April 1st, 2009, 09:25 AM
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Default Great April Fools!!! Kudos!!

That was a really well-done write-up. I was waiting with baited breath to see what people would come up with for April Fool's Day. Congrats!
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Old April 1st, 2009, 09:42 AM
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Anyone got a pair of pliers? I seem to have a fishhook lodged in my cheek.... Good one!
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Old April 1st, 2009, 09:44 AM
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Nicely played, Tim. Although, IMHO, you should have left off the April Fools disclaimer and let us bitch and moan for a day.
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Old April 1st, 2009, 09:50 AM
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For some reason, the last sentence about Dave Dunipace tipped me off.
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Old April 1st, 2009, 10:25 AM
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That was a scary April fools joke.
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Old April 1st, 2009, 11:15 AM
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I HATE April Fools Day!!!!!

Good one---- you got me!!!!! :n ahnah:
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Old April 1st, 2009, 11:41 AM
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The complete plausibility is what makes that joke so scary.
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Old April 1st, 2009, 11:49 AM
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Tim that was just great.
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Old April 1st, 2009, 12:19 PM
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Nicely played, Tim. Although, IMHO, you should have left off the April Fools disclaimer and let us bitch and moan for a day.
Haha, I actually thought about that about 2 minutes after I hit the "submit" button. Hindsight is 20/20, right? Though knowing my luck, there really would be a Deborah Blackwell in Emporia, KS, and she'd come home to an inbox full of angry emails.

I was originally going to post something like the BSF being unexpectedly canceled, but I figured there are some things you don't even joke about.
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Old April 1st, 2009, 12:28 PM
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It had to be a fake You could have gone one better and said all modern DG disc are illegal. Only super class from now on.
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