"One toke over the line" (newspaper story) - Page 2 - Disc Golf

Kris Hagner · #21 July 9th, 2009, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Minordiety

Maybe we could have an event called the Drunken Stumble. Of course it would be an alcohol free event. The name would describe what it looks like when people throw discs, or trip over logs while retrieving their discs.

...What about the "Sobriety Shootout" with special guests talking about the dangers of drugs and premarital sex? Prayer before and after? Maybe incorporate an NA meeting? "Free Coffee and Ciggarettes for everyone!"...

Ol' Bob · #22 July 9th, 2009, 08:54 AM

Gonna give them disc golfers a good name. Don't forget the bowl of candies.

Minordiety · #23 July 9th, 2009, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Kris Hagner

...What about the "Sobriety Shootout" with special guests talking about the dangers of drugs and premarital sex? Prayer before and after? Maybe incorporate an NA meeting? "Free Coffee and Ciggarettes for everyone!"...

There's always the "Black Tar Heroin Open"

Kris Hagner · #24 July 11th, 2009, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Minordiety

There's always the "Black Tar Heroin Open"

I went to "Camp Angelos" (Private Course) one time after playing up at Trout Creek. It used to be a course. Crazy PVC-made baskets. A couple baskets left standing. I guess the caretaker was none-too-happy with us for being there. he said "We can't have Disc Golf here, no way, we have NA meetings and retreats here!"
...Maybe, I thought, we could have the Sobriety Shootout up there? Adam, those NA people smoke cigarettes, so we'll hafta play a round together some other time...

Adam Schneider · #25 July 14th, 2009, 10:18 PM

Update from Grand Forks: Park Board reluctantly OKs "frolf" tournament

This'll be interesting. The organizer, who claims he's going to get 1000 paying participants, will be on the hook for $4300 worth of port-a-potty rentals. How much you wanna bet he bails on the whole thing?

Toby Puttzinski · #26 July 15th, 2009, 12:23 AM

Sam · #27 July 15th, 2009, 09:07 AM

Yeah... I'd be in for $4.20. I don't have the kind of money Toby does.

This guy is an idiot. A complete and utter idiot. I would be surprised if he draws 100 people... but hey... at least the players' pack would include your very own sh!thouse.