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[LakeStevensBA]

So Bates is like the Joseph Smith of disc golf? Only he can read the gold plated discs? dum dum dum dum dum....

This actually brings up an ever better idea. I could start a new disc golf related religion. Frisbeterian has already been taken (the theory that when you die you don't go to heaven...you get stuck on a roof), so I may start the Reorganized Church of Disc Golf of Later On Dudes. Once Bates finishes interpreting the golden discs, he can write and distribute the Book of Morons.

We don't really need to meet other than to throw discs, but please deposit 10% of your pre-tax income into my LLC bank account.

Please PM me for info on how to give me your money and/or how to sign up for a new phone plan.

[olydiscgolf]

Originally Posted by LakeStevensBA

So Bates is like the Joseph Smith of disc golf? Only he can read the gold plated discs? dum dum dum dum dum....

This actually brings up an ever better idea. I could start a new disc golf related religion. Frisbeterian has already been taken (the theory that when you die you don't go to heaven...you get stuck on a roof), so I may start the Reorganized Church of Disc Golf of Later On Dudes. Once Bates finishes interpreting the golden discs, he can write and distribute the Book of Morons.

We don't really need to meet other than to throw discs, but please deposit 10% of your pre-tax income into my LLC bank account.

Please PM me for info on how to give me your money and/or how to sign up for a new phone plan.

PM Sent.

[JR Stengele]

Originally Posted by LakeStevensBA

So Bates is like the Joseph Smith of disc golf? Only he can read the gold plated discs? dum dum dum dum dum....

This actually brings up an ever better idea. I could start a new disc golf related religion. Frisbeterian has already been taken (the theory that when you die you don't go to heaven...you get stuck on a roof), so I may start the Reorganized Church of Disc Golf of Later On Dudes. Once Bates finishes interpreting the golden discs, he can write and distribute the Book of Morons.

We don't really need to meet other than to throw discs, but please deposit 10% of your pre-tax income into my LLC bank account.

Please PM me for info on how to give me your money and/or how to sign up for a new phone plan.

Sounds legit BA. Pm sent as well!

[Bruce]

Can I drink the kool-aid also, please?!

[bstullis]

Originally Posted by LakeStevensBA

Once Bates finishes interpreting the golden discs, he can write and distribute the Book of Morons.

soooo, I was commissioned to varify the validity of these golden discs and found that they were legitimate. I still have the first 113 original pages of the translation on my desk. The odd thing is, the whole thing starts with a riddle. . .

A big moron and a little moron were walking along a cliff, the big moron fell off, why didn't the little one?

still trying to find out the answer.

[LakeStevensBA]

Originally Posted by bstullis

soooo, I was commissioned to varify the validity of these golden discs and found that they were legitimate. I still have the first 113 original pages of the translation on my desk. The odd thing is, the whole thing starts with a riddle. . .

A big moron and a little moron were walking along a cliff, the big moron fell off, why didn't the little one?

still trying to find out the answer.

So after Bates wrote the Book of Morons, he and Gilby were walking west to distrubute the good book when they came to a narrow cliff. Bates (the big Moron) fell off. However Gilby (the little Moron) didn't....Why?

Because Gilby was "a little more on" !

Thank you all who have PM'd me and given me your 10% pre tax income. Keep them coming. As the founder of Amway said "I would rather have 1% of 100 people's income than 100% of my own".