[Ol' Bob]

Well, I think it just happened again. That mean woman next door got to a Kalama guy on his way here, just 80 feet short of the sixth green, and sent him off with the wrong directions.

Listen people, just keep driving up that road beside the creek until you see the sign for The Inn at Lucky Mud. Then go to the top of the hill where the big gray house is.

That woman on the road at the bottom of the hill is, in the opinion of many, a crazy, loveless, mean-spirited, horrible person, who wants nothing more than to make life hard for us and any of our guests. She has shown herself incapable of uttering the truth, unless it is to augment a lie. Do not engage the crazy woman at the bottom of the driveway in any way. Ignore her and pass her by. You may find her on the road on foot, or on a green tractor -- POISON!!! -- Stay away from her! If you engage her, it will just come back on us. Trust me on that. If the driveway doesn't have the Inn At Lucky Mud's sign, it's not the right driveway, do not turn up the wrong one. She is under court order to not interfere with our guests, but if you talk to her or go on her land, then it will be difficult for us to protect you.

It's been close to two hours since I saw a white car pull into her yard and heard her squeaky black dog doing its version of barking and her yelling at the driver. He drove out and obviously went on her wild goose chase. I hope he gets back, but he probably gave up and went to Skyline.

On edit: the guy from Kalama never made it. I hope we can find out what she told him.