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That's right PDGA #21659 Matt Chewy Tucker. When you thought you were being really cool by pulling out your sharpie at Lakewood and tagging the now #11 bench by drawing an alien face on it you were really being a douche. Not only were you being a douche, but you were being a really stupid douche when you also wrote your PDGA # underneath your "art work". I hope you see this message and do the right thing by going back to Lakewood and clean up after yourself. Keith will not be amused if he sees your sig on one of the benches he put a lot of time and $$$ into. In fact, you'll be lucky to ever get to play there again.

If anyone knows this guy, #21659 Matt Chewy Tucker, please show him this message. He needs to learn from his mistake.