[The Course Bro]

Howdy,
Some bastard(s) broke our old course maintenance/ lost disc box into pieces so they could steal discs.

That made me angry.

So, we have a new box that will prevent entry with anything short of a machete, sledge or pickax. The locks are city of Seattle Parks, so I can't do much with that.
It's vandal resistant with a 25 year design life, warrantied by me. 2-layer composite sides backed with 4x4s, Hardy Siding cement fiber bottom, custom metal ground contact points, etc. Still have to add the metal corner protection and some ventilation/drainage touches.

I will be up-armoring the box as needed or until I take shelter in it during the zombie apocalypse.

I will take the design credit but Jeff, a 28 year journeyman carpenter, gets construction credit. If anyone wants some tips on how to make an asshole-resistant storage box, please give me a call at 206-719-6427.

Once the city replaces their locks the lost disc pile will move from my office back to the box. And that cannot happen soon enough.

Cheers,
Bro