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Sumo December 26th, 2011 02:31 AM

Best Disc Golf Quote!
 
I came across this on a one of a kind mini marker given out on Christmas Eve.

"Ever ball has a dream, and that dream is to be a Disc."

HAHAHA I am gonna turn this quote into a shirt next year!!

The Ombudsman December 26th, 2011 06:33 AM

That is from the old 1970's Wham-O bumper sticker:
When a ball dreams, it dreams it's a Frisbee

discdog December 26th, 2011 07:12 AM

From what is now the 7th tee pad at Dabney. Trees Happen!

General Scales December 26th, 2011 09:07 AM

That was a double birdie (referring to a botched par attempt).
My black putter to my white putter; Come join me on the strongside.

Timber December 26th, 2011 01:29 PM

"I hit an iron leaf"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or98UCpsZ9Q

General Scales December 26th, 2011 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timber (Post 111969)

Barsby rules. Favorite part of that video is either "I didn't get up and down" or "I birdied everything else". The 2 cigarettes quote is awesome as well.

Wes Hansen December 26th, 2011 07:24 PM

"If you are whispering it means you know you shouldn't be talking."
Dave Mason

General Scales December 27th, 2011 07:30 AM

Just wanted to see what Paul Bunyan felt like. Overheard at the Farragut open after a brutal round on Double Black Diamond.

I found my game. It was in my bag the whole time. Said by me after a 6 over front 9 and a 7 under back 9 at Highbridge.

I'm clearing that route for future generations to enjoy. Uttered by a good friend after destroying a tree branch on a tight hyzer line.

Oh baby come back! Yelled from teepad 6 at the Farragut Open as a fellow golfers Valkyrie refused to flip to flat. There was even a small dance that accompanied this statement.

Kenny B December 27th, 2011 11:31 AM

From someone speaking to his own disc prior to the throw:

"you are about to achieve legendary status"

tomw January 4th, 2012 05:26 AM

""Get on your rug"" yelled TC Bare:bowing: to his disc in flight,( WANTING IT TO GET DOWN), as if it were his DOG:p, LOL

emmarose January 4th, 2012 09:57 AM

"you wish you could throw like a girl"

:p

Ol' Bob January 4th, 2012 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emmarose (Post 112228)
"you wish you could throw like a girl"

:p

Stop rubbing it in!

mazza January 4th, 2012 12:32 PM

[quote=emmarose;112228]"you wish you could throw like a girl"

yes...yes i do. cuz then i would look good as i throw

emmarose January 4th, 2012 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mazza (Post 112235)
yes...yes i do. cuz then i would look good as i throw


ummm... yeah... that's not exactly what i meant.

Flatroc January 24th, 2012 09:28 AM

quotes
 
While looking for your disc:
"when in doubt walk towards the basket"
When you're not sure what to throw.
"when in doubt throw a Roc down the middle"
After setting up Windy Creek DGC.
"I'm getting too old for this shit"

ScottyJ January 24th, 2012 01:22 PM

"If you didn't throw so hard it would go farther."
Bill at Lawson bar. 1-20-2012. Teaching me to throw back handed.

General Scales January 25th, 2012 08:25 AM

Ball golf is for eco-terrorists.

LJ Jubner January 25th, 2012 08:54 AM

If it were not for the last minute nothing would get done

bstullis January 25th, 2012 09:15 AM

[quote=mazza;112235]
Quote:

Originally Posted by emmarose (Post 112228)
"you wish you could throw like a girl"

yes...yes i do. cuz then i would look good as i throw

You still throw as good as you look.

XandorF January 25th, 2012 09:25 AM

someone asked avery jenkins at the skins match at willamette park:
"how do you keep your shorts so white?"
jenkins- "keep it in the fairway."


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