A green towel with embroidered patch from the 2007 Festivus.
Also, some of the locals pulled aprox. 15-30 discs out of the creek.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.