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    All this talk about the Fling is giving me a serious jones for golf, but I'm stuck inside. What better time than to whip out the ol' disc golf haiku?

    Flying down fairway
    Hyzer, no! Fly straight! Oh crap.
    Par again for me.

    One hundred feet out
    XD (beat), slight anhyzer
    A thing of beauty.

    Forty feet out. Now,
    Concentrate. Focus. Focus.
    Clang! Damn! No Low Putts!

    Beaver State Fling
    Not for me this year, oh damn!
    I'll beat SMO next year

    Got a better one? Post it here!

  • #2
    Northwest Disc Golf News
    A better forum by far
    What's "ODSA"?
    Oregon disc golf map

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    • #3
      hAHAHA

      Baking bread daily
      Up before the lazy worms
      Sunís up, Game on!


      Working all weekend
      Bag tag match, practice glory
      When does Reg. open?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Adam Schneider View Post
        Northwest Disc Golf News
        A better forum by far
        What's "ODSA"?


        Someone is still beating

        a dead horse again

        for some unknown reason....
        "In Discatarianism We Trust"

        :cheers:

        :cool:sigpic

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        • #5
          Someone is still beat-
          ing a dead horse again for
          some unknown reason

          There, that is repaired
          Always a stickler, you know
          Now what do we do?
          The Corporate Empire is NOT a Constitutional Republic...
          ...but it plays one on TV.

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          • #6
            Give Adam a break.
            He does not play tournaments,
            This is his 1st place!

            Untwist thine undergarments, 'tis but a Frisbee.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Tim View Post
              Give Adam a break.
              He does not play tournaments,
              This is his 1st place!

              I like that one
              All I want for Christmas is Sharpies and Rit Dye!!!!

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              • #8
                Here is my first Haiku attempt ever, Its for the dye artists out there

                I know it sucks and i hope its in the right format, but here it goes:

                RIT dye in my veins
                Time to dye another one
                Sell this on E Bay!!!!
                All I want for Christmas is Sharpies and Rit Dye!!!!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by NWDiscer
                  [fixed:]
                  Someone's still beating
                  That dead horse again, again.
                  The reason's unknown.
                  "Northwest Disc Golf News"
                  On my screen: five syllables
                  First thing came to mind
                  Oregon disc golf map

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Scott View Post
                    All this talk about the Fling is giving me a serious jones for golf, but I'm stuck inside. What better time than to whip out the ol' disc golf haiku?

                    Flying down fairway
                    Hyzer, no! Fly straight! Oh crap.
                    Par again for me.

                    One hundred feet out
                    XD (beat), slight anhyzer
                    A thing of beauty.

                    Forty feet out. Now,
                    Concentrate. Focus. Focus.
                    Clang! Damn! No Low Putts!

                    Beaver State Fling
                    Not for me this year, oh damn!
                    I'll beat SMO next year

                    Got a better one? Post it here!
                    Golfed today with Niko
                    Weather is much improved
                    Milo all weekend, BAM!

                    Bob

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by "Over the Hill" Bob View Post
                      Golfed today with Niko
                      Weather is much improved
                      Milo all weekend, BAM!

                      Bob
                      A for effort, Bob
                      C- for execution.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Scott View Post
                        A for effort, Bob
                        C- for execution.

                        Yeah, but I got in the important stuff.....PLAYED WITH NIKO and MILO

                        Bob

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by "Over the Hill" Bob View Post
                          Yeah, but I got in the important stuff.....PLAYED WITH NIKO and MILO

                          Bob
                          Like I wasn't already jealous.

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                          • #14
                            The weather is so nice
                            Disc golfing for six straight days
                            What course tomorrow?
                            PDGA: #32726 rating: 930 StumptownDG: #31, Trojan Nation: Tag# 06
                            dgcoursereview.com profile: http://www.dgcoursereview.com/profile.php?id=376

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Joshua Olmsted View Post
                              The weather is so nice
                              Disc golfing for six straight days
                              What course tomorrow?
                              Six days of disc golf
                              Us old guys' arms can't take it
                              Enjoy being young!
                              Oregon disc golf map

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