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    I think we may have the biggest loser here. Duder musta had a real bad case of the gonnocacacacus. This happened out at Loutsis Park in Carneypatch Tuesday night.



    We're damn lucky these idjets didn't burn down the whole friggin' town! The two trees next to it are seriously charred. We hope to get a new porta potty soon.
    Panda...it's what's for dinner!

    Team Deucebag

  • #2
    Why does it hurt when i pee?
    Why does it hurt when i pee?
    I dont want no doctor,
    To stick no needle in me.
    Why does it hurt when i pee?

    I got it from my toilet seat.
    I got it from my toilet seat.
    It jumped right up,
    And grabbed my meat.
    I got it from my toilet seat.

    Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.

    Woooooaaaaaaaaaaaah.

    My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
    My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
    Oh god. I probably got,
    The ghono,ca,ca,ca,cas.
    My balls feel like a pair of maracas.

    Ay, Ay, Ay.

    Why does it,
    Why does it,
    Why does it,
    Why does it,
    Hurt!
    When!
    I!
    Peeeeeeeee!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by blu666z View Post
      Why does it hurt when i pee?
      Why does it hurt when i pee?
      I dont want no doctor,
      To stick no needle in me.
      Why does it hurt when i pee?

      I got it from my toilet seat.
      I got it from my toilet seat.
      It jumped right up,
      And grabbed my meat.
      I got it from my toilet seat.

      Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.

      Woooooaaaaaaaaaaaah.

      My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
      My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
      Oh god. I probably got,
      The ghono,ca,ca,ca,cas.
      My balls feel like a pair of maracas.

      Ay, Ay, Ay.

      Why does it,
      Why does it,
      Why does it,
      Why does it,
      Hurt!
      When!
      I!
      Peeeeeeeee!
      Probably because of a catholic girl. On the bus!

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      • #4
        was it the girl or was it the music? As you can see .. .girls, music, disease, heartbreak.. .they all go together..

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        • #5
          Road crew chorus:
          The guys in the crew
          Have got a present for you!

          It looks just like a telefunken u-47
          You'll love it...

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          • #6
            Little bastidges deserve an ice pick to the forehead.
            Panda...it's what's for dinner!

            Team Deucebag

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            • #7
              Sorry

              Sorry.
              I'm sorry everybody.
              I had ghost pepper chili and really old bourbon beer the night before.
              I barely made it to the porta potty.
              It smelled so bad I thought I would light a match.

              Good news is a new pooper was put in today.

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