For having a terrible memory, that moment on the 5th tee is indelibly burned in my brain. We didn't think it, but you got up and made a weekend of it after all. If you were a pro, you'd have busted sumpin.
The Corporate Empire is NOT a Constitutional Republic...
...but it plays one on TV.
Anyway, to bring this back around to anything related to Vibram, I'm watching live coverage of the Vibram Open right now, where one of the tees is made of Vibram rubber. Now THAT'S a tee I might not mind taking a knee on.