Disc Golf Haiku

[emmarose]

It's the poetics that keep me out of groups, too. Fuckin' Haikuers...

these discs do fly
who tells them which way to go?
i only throw them


take that, sam!

[Ol' Bob]

hundred fifty grams

fuckin' Japan Open slams

keep on haikuin'

[blu666z]

hundred fifty grams

fuckin' Japan Open slams

keep on haikuin'

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[Getty]

And then I exhaled
Threw five hundred feet upwind
It is in the hole

[General Scales]

Plastic addiction
Is always healthier then
Methamphetamines

[Joshua Olmsted]

Flying through the air
The clang of metal cries out!
Too many low putts

[pdxdiscer]

anhyzer driver
's' curve drawn in winter air
rain and plastic drops

[Toby Puttzinski]

Bright blue U.F.O.
Champ Wraith if you didn't know
One poetic throw.

[General Scales]

One nation under
par sounds like some serious
division baggin'

[Ol' Bob]

One nation under
par sounds like some serious
division baggin'

Divide and conquer
What side of par are you on?
With us, or against?

[DMajor]

Divide and conquer
What side of par are you on?
With us, or against?

That kind of depends
If under is against then
color me your foe!

[Ol' Bob]

That kind of depends
If under is against then
color me your foe!

It cannot be that
It is not you I oppose
I fight that number

[General Scales]

Under I shall be
Over is what I wish for
my competitors.

[mine all mine]

This thread has gone far
off topic is what I like
talking about what?

[Ol' Bob]

five seventy five
jumpin' with that haiku jive
ah so, Daddy-O

[General Scales]

five seventy five
jumpin' with that haiku jive
ah so, Daddy-O

A little Ginsberg/Keourac influence there.

[RonTheWhip]

Walking through the park
Alas, what do my eyes see?
Strange barbecue grill

[Ol' Bob]

Under influence?
Never did read poetry
I am lysdexic

[Getty]

Bang da chains mofo
Dead center perfect spit out
Clean up on aisle three

[cefire]

When will we prospect?
We're fine right here! hoping for
commercialization fail

[runnaman]

So I throw my shot
Flying straight at the basket
Hit an iron leaf

[Scott]

Unleash a great drive
Parked the short placement again
Basket in the long

[Matt B.]

When will we prospect?
We're fine right here! hoping for
commercialization fail

Haiku fail Andrew!
Too many syllables there
in your third line, bro.

Oh CE Plastic!
Never have I fondled thee!
Or thrown you either.

[cefire]

Hmmm...this is true. I was doing the 7-7-7 Herman Cain Haiku I guess :)

[Matt B.]

Hmmm...this is true. I was doing the 7-7-7 Herman Cain Haiku I guess :)

Just being a dick,
There are other haiku forms.
But these are the best!

Herman Cain, disc golf...
Is there any connection?
Oh meat, under cheese!

[Ol' Bob]

So, re-fire, cefire
Champion edition discs
Are sometimes Firebirds

[Lund]

Oh CE Plastic!
Never have I fondled thee!
Or thrown you either.

The night shift big bead
pearly white 10x CE
yer missing out Matt

[General Scales]

Walking through the park
Alas, what do my eyes see?
Strange barbecue grill

People at Highbridge
believe Eighteen is a place
for their excrement

[NWDiscer]

Puppies all have homes

Eco-park plastic shall be hukked

Soon to be complete

:yawn:

[Carie CPink]

Time to renew my
PDGA membership.
Really, it's March? Balls!

[Toby Puttzinski]

It's par for the course-
is golf your riddle of life,
or walk in the park?

[General Scales]

Time to renew my
PDGA membership.
Really, it's March? Balls!

:puke:I need to do the same thing.

[Getty]

Seventy Eight bucks
Got me a bumper sticker
And some round ratings

[mowens404]

i'm down by one stroke
I am parked for the birdie
Still missed the damn putt.

[General Scales]

Yoda let me down
As the Sith claimed another
member of the Force

[emmarose]

warm spring rain showers
i'd rather the trees drip than
my nose. allergies.

[General Scales]

Should have listened to
you my faithful caddy, you
are were Reaganing.

(Reaganing is 24 hours with no mistakes according the greatest t.v. show around these days, 30 Rock!)

[Ol' Bob]

Japanese-Irish
Write no poems I know of
So, take a hike, you


Thank you very much
And domo arigato
On St, Patrick's Day

[Matt B.]

Should have listened to
you my faithful caddy, you
are were Reaganing.

(Reaganing is 24 hours with no mistakes according the greatest t.v. show around these days, 30 Rock!)

"you are were" ?

[Matt B.]

Japanese-Irish
Write no poems I know of
So, take a hike, you


Thank you very much
And domo arigato
On St, Patrick's Day

No disc golf content....BUZZER!!!!!!!!

[Ol' Bob]

No disc golf content....BUZZER!!!!!!!!


Started with Guinness
Went on to drink Jameson
Not golfing today

I have Irish blood
And I use a Buzzz often
Five more syllables

[XandorF]

play golf with a disc
its like throwing a Frisbee
same rules with a twist

[jcrab66]

orc off the teepad
zone goes straight into the pin
my magic wins you

[mowens404]

Comet floats like air
this disc is made for aceing
Almost too damn easy