Best Disc Golf Quote!

[Sumo]

I came across this on a one of a kind mini marker given out on Christmas Eve.

"Ever ball has a dream, and that dream is to be a Disc."

HAHAHA I am gonna turn this quote into a shirt next year!!

[The Ombudsman]

That is from the old 1970's Wham-O bumper sticker:
When a ball dreams, it dreams it's a Frisbee

[discdog]

From what is now the 7th tee pad at Dabney. Trees Happen!

[General Scales]

That was a double birdie (referring to a botched par attempt).
My black putter to my white putter; Come join me on the strongside.

[Timber]

"I hit an iron leaf"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or98UCpsZ9Q

[General Scales]

"I hit an iron leaf"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or98UCpsZ9Q

Barsby rules. Favorite part of that video is either "I didn't get up and down" or "I birdied everything else". The 2 cigarettes quote is awesome as well.

[Wes Hansen]

"If you are whispering it means you know you shouldn't be talking."
Dave Mason

[General Scales]

Just wanted to see what Paul Bunyan felt like. Overheard at the Farragut open after a brutal round on Double Black Diamond.

I found my game. It was in my bag the whole time. Said by me after a 6 over front 9 and a 7 under back 9 at Highbridge.

I'm clearing that route for future generations to enjoy. Uttered by a good friend after destroying a tree branch on a tight hyzer line.

Oh baby come back! Yelled from teepad 6 at the Farragut Open as a fellow golfers Valkyrie refused to flip to flat. There was even a small dance that accompanied this statement.

[Kenny B]

From someone speaking to his own disc prior to the throw:

"you are about to achieve legendary status"

[tomw]

""Get on your rug"" yelled TC Bare:bowing: to his disc in flight,( WANTING IT TO GET DOWN), as if it were his DOG:p, LOL

[emmarose]

"you wish you could throw like a girl"

:p

[Ol' Bob]

"you wish you could throw like a girl"

:p

Stop rubbing it in!

[mazza]

[QUOTE=emmarose;112228]"you wish you could throw like a girl"

yes...yes i do. cuz then i would look good as i throw

[emmarose]

yes...yes i do. cuz then i would look good as i throw


ummm... yeah... that's not exactly what i meant.

[Flatroc]

While looking for your disc:
"when in doubt walk towards the basket"
When you're not sure what to throw.
"when in doubt throw a Roc down the middle"
After setting up Windy Creek DGC.
"I'm getting too old for this shit"

[ScottyJ]

"If you didn't throw so hard it would go farther."
Bill at Lawson bar. 1-20-2012. Teaching me to throw back handed.

[General Scales]

Ball golf is for eco-terrorists.

[LJ Jubner]

If it were not for the last minute nothing would get done

[bstullis]

[QUOTE=emmarose;112228]"you wish you could throw like a girl"

yes...yes i do. cuz then i would look good as i throw

You still throw as good as you look.

[XandorF]

someone asked avery jenkins at the skins match at willamette park:
"how do you keep your shorts so white?"
jenkins- "keep it in the fairway."

[Bullseye]

I came here expecting Xander's favorite quote to be "I think I will take a provisional". ;)

[General Scales]

I came here expecting Xander's favorite quote to be "I think I will take a provisional". ;)

:laughing:

[DexterHawk]

I played a tournament up in Canada a few years back and they have a saying up there that I love... After shooting an unexceptional round tending on bad they call it a "beige round"... brilliant...

My other favorite is the new concept that is traveling around the pro cards in Oregon... "there are only two things you can say about a disc golf shot... nice execution and good result... sometimes it's one, sometimes its both sometimes it's neither..."

[dooley]

I have always liked "if your not having fun your not actually discgolfing"..and "they call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken".

[discdog]

Written on the old #6 tee box at Dabney: Trees Happen.

[pdxdiscer]

Spoken in my group after t(r)eeing off Dabney's 17:
"Uh...that might have stayed up top"
"only if God got involved"

[Toby Puttzinski]

Those 'shareways' out at Dabney were killing me during the tournament.

--recent quote from a friend of mine.

[Toby Puttzinski]

That thing (disc) is a wheel of cheese.

[Toby Puttzinski]

I wouldn't play that hole with BA's disc.

[JR Stengele]

I wouldn't play that hole with BA's disc.

:yay::yay::yay:

[emmarose]

"disc golfers have smoother approaches"






... this was a bumper sticker years ago, but for reasons beyond my comprehension they stopped making it...

[Flatroc]

"disc golfers have smoother approaches"






... this was a bumper sticker years ago, but for reasons beyond my comprehension they stopped making it...

I bemember that!
Perhaps they pulled it from the shelf along with some of the others.
"disc golfers do it in chains" :whistler:
"Frisbee Golf Has Changed My Life" :bowing:

[Bruce]

Chicks with discs are better than chicks with sticks.

[General Scales]

Chicks with discs are better than chicks with sticks.

Female hockey players are hot!

[mazza]

duck or bleed

[Flash]

Your Still Out!

["Over the Hill" Bob]

:slapface::slapface:Your Still Out!

:slapface::slapface:

[Toby Puttzinski]

I love this disc... it goes right where you throw it!

[Jeff Hemmerling]

Your Still Out!Try: You're Still Out!
Flash, you of all people! :o

I'll add my (least) favorite variation: Am I still out?

[Flash]

Try: You're Still Out!
Flash, you of all people! :o

I'll add my (least) favorite variation: Am I still out?

I know know, its one I picked up playing Ball golf in High School but thought it sounded funnier in Disc Golf.

Funny thing is this was me this last weekend at Dabney after driving hole 5 to within 17 feet and then proceeding to skip my putter off the top of the basket to an exact position opposite side of the cage.

[XandorF]

Funny thing is this was me this last weekend at Dabney after driving hole 5 to within 17 feet and then proceeding to skip my putter off the top of the basket to an exact position opposite side of the cage.

same here... i got tempted by a ~35'er, skipped it off of "the ramp" part of the chain support and floated over the bridge railing and into the creek :slapface:

[Big dawg 99]

This is my all time favorite disc golf saying " POSSESSED BY PLASTIC OBSESSED BY CHAINS"