November 13th, 2011, 11:29 AM
I foolishly left my Z Xtreme on the east soccer field at Pier Park on Thursday. I don't think it's coming back to me, but I'd just like to say this to the person who picked it up, clearly read my contact info and decided to keep it: Good luck trying to throw that thing. Odds are you'll be quite baffled by its inability to fly straight or far. Tell you what, when you finally give up on it because you've found yourself off the fairway for the hundredth time, just leave it there. Maybe the next person to find it will be a decent human being and return it.