Jessenumber1
May 28th, 2011, 12:49 PM
I live to frolf, I even say frisbee golf to people that don't know about it just to make it sound more colorful. Don't worry, I primarily say 'disc.'
I've noticed that most of my friends are only occasional players and still can't quite realize the benefits of a day and sleep off the previous night's whiskey while I'm out in the sun.
I'm looking for either a Bad News Bears or Major League situation to hopefully be drafted in to. Must love the obvious traits of a disc golfer, not hate me because I like The Dave Matthews Band and be willing to make the occasional wager. Not necessarily cash, more like "if I drill this put you have to do the worm through that puddle" or similar.
Also willing to accept strays to form our own "Major League" situation (ironic that the Indians are playing well right now) but keep in mind that we can't all be Sheen, there always has to be a Jake Taylor otherwise the team will fall apart.
What I have to offer:
Cliche "dude"
Endless inappropriate humor
Mt Hood cabin
Last night's Phish show
Ass, gas or grass
A willingness to do the worm through that puddle
Charm?
Bonus points if you like:
Dabney more than Milo
South Park
Hornings for any occasion
Meat
Last night's Phish show.
-Jesse
I've noticed that most of my friends are only occasional players and still can't quite realize the benefits of a day and sleep off the previous night's whiskey while I'm out in the sun.
I'm looking for either a Bad News Bears or Major League situation to hopefully be drafted in to. Must love the obvious traits of a disc golfer, not hate me because I like The Dave Matthews Band and be willing to make the occasional wager. Not necessarily cash, more like "if I drill this put you have to do the worm through that puddle" or similar.
Also willing to accept strays to form our own "Major League" situation (ironic that the Indians are playing well right now) but keep in mind that we can't all be Sheen, there always has to be a Jake Taylor otherwise the team will fall apart.
What I have to offer:
Cliche "dude"
Endless inappropriate humor
Mt Hood cabin
Last night's Phish show
Ass, gas or grass
A willingness to do the worm through that puddle
Charm?
Bonus points if you like:
Dabney more than Milo
South Park
Hornings for any occasion
Meat
Last night's Phish show.
-Jesse