2010-11 Week 6 @ N. Bonneville: Results

[Jeff Hemmerling]

How was the wind? Anybody hungover?:puke:

SATURDAY
Disc Golf or Die vs Hot Poop
Oregon Disc & Wildlife vs Discrupters
R.I.P. Trozzle vs Aceholes
Chain Damage vs Eastside Crusties
GripLok vs Dancing Cows

SUNDAY
Big Winds vs Rockwood Roughnecks
Green Bowl Packers vs Drunk & Disorderly
Team Skinny vs Dark Horse
Vapor Trails vs Westside Slingers
Old, Bad & Sassy vs Putt This!

[Sam]

What the hell? What the hell were you doing up at 5:05am this morning? Still tying one on?! :)

See ya tomorrow, Cappy. You goin' down! :)

[Jeff Hemmerling]

See ya tomorrow, Cappy. You goin' down! :)Looking forward to it Sam! ;)

[murray the brit]

wow all i can say it was very windy and dam cold but still fun and i think we got are buts kicked

[Jonesy]

Griplok is still undefeated!:laughing: don't know the exact numbers.

[Captain Save-A-Ho]

10-2 and still Undefeated!

[Stephen.Sines]

Sunday Sunday Sunday
Bring you warm pnats

[Will of Doom]

If the math is correct Aceholes won 7-4 :D

[Sam]

10-2 and still Un-playing in a league with any real competition!

FTFY! ;)

[Sam]

Sunday Sunday Sunday
Bring you warm pnats

And a desginatred dirver!

[whalekillah]

he he*

[Stephen.Sines]

I'm about to go dirving now as we spek

[Darr]

FTFY! ;)

I hear your former team is going to be named RIPS next year... :nahnah:

[Wes Hansen]

Did anyone get seriously hurt Sat or Sun?
That was the most dangerous DG course I've ever seen!

[Jonesy]

:waaah:Waaaaaaaa!

[Wes Hansen]

da

[Stephen.Sines]

Its was miserably awesome. We still won

[Sam]

I hear your former team is going to be named RIPS next year... :nahnah:

Putt This is changing their name?

Oh that's right... you're a plebe when it comes to team golf and wouldn't remember who my former team is. My current team plays in the big leagues. Good thing you moved to Saturdays where the juniors play so you can worry about who is loading the next round rather than shooting the next round.

Anyway, someone had to take Troy's place and you are just the man to fit the bill. To a T.

:cheers:

[Stephen.Sines]

we need to take you off sundays just to ease your ego.
was your beer frozen sam?

[Captain Save-A-Ho]

we need to take you off sundays just to ease your ego.
was your beer frozen sam?

I don't think anything could ease this boys ego. I do like how the insult of the week is calling people Troy, maybe next week it will be calling people Sam.

This thread was supposed to be for posting results not flinging feces. I notice that the Saturday teams are better at following directions...

[Kevin Madrid]

:cool2: vs :chug:

Packers 9 vs D & D 6

I just have to say that I enjoyed playing with all the peeps of D&D...you ladies are crazy, funny and great sportswoman.

HATED THE WINDS AND PUTTING WAS JUST :jumpspin:

The funniest and craziest thing I saw yesterday regarding the winds...Hole six Tubbs is putting for par about 20ft from the basket. I believe he hit the basket and the disc popped up and rolled and wobbled from basket six alllll the way to next the another team that was putting on basket 3. Poor Tubbs took a 7 :slapface: ...I had to ask.

To D&D :cheers:

[Celeste]

Good fun matched yesterday. Thanks Packers!
At some point you just have to laugh it all off. I didn't have to many great wind stories but Kirsten had a couple good ones.
A 3 foot putt dead center in the chains just hover for a second or two and fly strait backwards. Looked like it bounced off the pole but it was just hovering.
The second was the hole that throws by the bridge. Kirsten was down by the water throwing up the hill. It went about 20 ft and then a solid 100 ft backwards!
We also saw a bald eagle flying about 40 ft above our heads on the next hole. It was amazing to see it so close with such beautiful scenery all around.

[Susie Sunshine]

I have never played in such consistently strong winds. That weather tore me and my 150 plastic UP! Ha!

I'll be the first to say it: Hole 5 was a dirty, dirty biyatch yesterday. I can't recall EVER taking a 14 on one hole. That hurt. All I could do was laugh it off, though... no sense in getting all pissed off and having a bad day over it. I did get some revenge on that hole in the 2nd round, and managed to only go out of bounds once, in order to shoot a 6. Nothing will make you happy to take a 6 on a hole like taking a 14 on it in the previous round. Haha!!

We had a great time playing with the Packers! :cheers: to you guys!!

[Stephen.Sines]

I have never played in such consistently strong winds. That weather tore me and my 150 plastic UP! Ha!

I'll be the first to say it: Hole 5 was a dirty, dirty biyatch yesterday. I can't recall EVER taking a 14 on one hole. That hurt. All I could do was laugh it off, though... no sense in getting all pissed off and having a bad day over it. I did get some revenge on that hole in the 2nd round, and managed to only go out of bounds once, in order to shoot a 6. Nothing will make you happy to take a 6 on a hole like taking a 14 on it in the previous round. Haha!!

We had a great time playing with the Packers! :cheers: to you guys!!

Aint that the truth:bricks:

[Kevin Madrid]

I have never played in such consistently strong winds. That weather tore me and my 150 plastic UP! Ha!

I'll be the first to say it: Hole 5 was a dirty, dirty biyatch yesterday. I can't recall EVER taking a 14 on one hole. That hurt. All I could do was laugh it off, though... no sense in getting all pissed off and having a bad day over it. I did get some revenge on that hole in the 2nd round, and managed to only go out of bounds once, in order to shoot a 6. Nothing will make you happy to take a 6 on a hole like taking a 14 on it in the previous round. Haha!!

We had a great time playing with the Packers! :cheers: to you guys!!

Don't forget you also won by a stroke...bad for me...great for you. Loved playing with you! :cheers:

[Susie Sunshine]

Don't forget you also won by a stroke...bad for me...great for you. Loved playing with you! :cheers:

I haven't forgotten. ;) I needed a win in the worst way - it was nice to finally get one. And the best part was just enjoying the round without worrying about who was winning or the score - I didn't realize how close we were until the scores were being added up. I enjoyed playing with you too! :cheers:

[DanD]

ODW took down the Disruptors

[Wes Hansen]

I believe the scores were 4-4 for the day. I might be wrong.
That is a tie.

[DanD]

Wes, don't forget about the doubles matches.... Makes it 6-4 ODW.

[LegoRules]

It was not our day, and DGod! crushed Hot Poop! Those were some tough conditions with tough ob's & mandos on top of it. Props to Dan, DC, Shaggy, Chris, and Andy for the win. You guys are a fun group to play with, and made a tough day fun. :yay:

Cindy :)

[Wes Hansen]

Dan,
I am trying to review the rules to make sure I'm correct....
but I see nothing that says a single player can defend a doubles match against no one for a point.
We had the same issue a couple matches ago. We didn't get a point for having a fifth player there when the other team had four, so i don't think your team gets that point either.
I THINK it takes at least SIX players to defend the doubles point.
Where are the final rules posted? I found the prelim rules, but know doubles rules were changed a little.
Jordan?

[DanD]

I believe doubles are mandatory and you only need to have one player to field a doubles team, since the Disrupters only brought 4 players you had to forfeit each doubles match.

Even if this isnt the case, ODW won on strokes, giving us the match point and a 5-4 win.

[Wes Hansen]

I have now read the rules.
One team must have SIX players to defend the doubles point. If the other team has a fifth, then there is a match.
Neither of our teams had enough players to defend the doubles match.
No point.
If I'm wrong, I'll happily admit it.
However, in this case I think I'll wait for you to acknowledge your error.

[Wes Hansen]

From post #18 from Jordan in Capt. Mtgs results;
So I'll break it down:

1. The first 4 members of each team will play singles matches, each for a match point.
2. If at least 1 team has 6 players then they can set the dubs match. The other team can put up a Cali player to defend the point if they only have 5 players. If they cannot, then they forfeit the match point.
3. If both teams can & want to play all 7 players, then they can compete for another match point. If only 1 team has all 7 players they do not get this match point like they would in dubs.

[LegoRules]

I believe doubles are mandatory and you only need to have one player to field a doubles team, since the Disrupters only brought 4 players you had to forfeit each doubles match.

Even if this isnt the case, ODW won on strokes, giving us the match point and a 5-4 win.

We were in the same boat in the morning on Saturday we had 5 & DGod had 4after fulfilling the 4 singles first that only left one player. One player can't defend a dubs match. Also you can't play a dubs cali against cali. Correct me if I am wrong, but that is my understanding of the rules.

Cindy :)

[DanD]

Works for me... we still won on strokes. Thanks for the clarification.

[Sam]

I think Wes and Cindy are right. That is my understanding of the rules, as well.

[Wes Hansen]

We are making progress.
You've acknowledged that maybe you are wrong (you are) regarding the doubles point and that you're false claim of a 6-4 win SHOULD have been a false claim of a 7-4 win and now you THINK you may have won the match on stroke points (might be).
I have NO idea who won on strokes...
and I wonder if you do.
I lost confidence in your math a few posts back.

[DanD]

Wes, what's with the attitude? Careful where you throw stones.

[Sam]

Zimmerman is a bagger.

*munches popcorn*

[Captain Save-A-Ho]

Zimmerman is a bagger.

*munches popcorn*

And Sam is the champion stone thrower!

That tanslates as "feces flinger."

[Wes Hansen]

You were wrong and I pointed it out.
I'm sorry you see that as "throwing stones."
But not surprised.

Why not just tell me the stroke total you seem to be aware of and gloat on that?
I'll be extremely surprised if you have that total.

If the team you are on beat us, great. Congratulations.
My feeling is simply that you should have some idea what you are talking about before you start.

Thanks for one more reason to be grateful that match is over.

[Captain Save-A-Ho]

Tonight a few of get together at Jordan's to review all of the scorecards in duplicate and at that time all match final data will be known.

There is a difference between good natured feces flinging and personal attacks, and I have no idea what it is. We should ask the king of fling. Sam can you clarify this topic for us please?

[Stephen.Sines]

and keep the poop out of zimm's eye.
I need him to get our 7th man point.
and we dont need red-eye going around, so keep thatto yourself sammy boy :)

[DanD]

Wow, Wes. This thread is for people to post results, thats all I did, no gloating.

All that losing must be making you more sensitive than normal... Must be rough when not even your teammates want to show and play with you.

Oh, and I've been meaning to ask you. Did you ever get that money your ex-wife "stole" from Stumptown back? Wasnt it like $1K?

[Darr]

5k

[Wes Hansen]

You two are pathetic.
The drug dealer and the sidekick.
Both with major cases of internet balls.
I was right there in front of you, for the umpteenth time.
Not a word out of you.
I don't have to attack you or defame you.
You do that to yourselves.

[Jeff Hemmerling]

Putt This continued their pathetic attempt to defend last year's division crown...and failed! :(

Old, Bad & Sassy 9-4 Putt This!

However, we got off the doubles schneid big time by winning both our matches Sunday. :)

[DanD]

So now you're resulting to liable name calling? Nice Wes, that's about your level.

How quickly you forget that I have no problem setting you right. I'll be there next match, we can take care of your memory issues then. Wesley.

[Wes Hansen]

So now you're resulting to liable name calling? Nice Wes, that's about your level.

I think you mean 'libel," but I can't be sure. (I'll use a made up word later in the post so you can point it out.) Perhaps I shouldn't have used sidekick, though it seems appropriate.

How quickly you forget that I have no problem setting you right. I'll be there next match, we can take care of your memory issues then. Wesley.

I don't know about "quickly," as you've never set me right about anything before. I do know you are quick to offer your opinions as fact and often speak at length on subjects you are ignorant of, as well as your penchant for interjecting yourself in conversations where you have no business. Daniel.

I certainly hope you folks did beat us. That way you can manage to feel disc golfily superior while you stand in your moral cesspool.

[Wes Hansen]

BTW Daniel....
I learned my lesson many years ago about what kind of person you are and wisely wrote you off.
You got your couple hours of attention from me again today. that's all you get.
You don't deserve the time my responses have taken.

And THANK YOU for setting the cards and making it easy not to have to play with you and Darr the first round and not matching us up again in the second round. That was wonderful.

Ba-bye.

[Sam]

I'll be there next match, we can take care of your memory issues then.

:rolleyes2:

I have heard this before.

He should be worried that you will exhale on him and that is about all.

[Sam]

I do know you are quick to offer your opinions as fact and often speak at length on subjects you are ignorant of, as well as your penchant for interjecting yourself in conversations where you have no business.

FACT.

We can also add embellishing said stories to the point of making a mockery of the truth. Truth is not important when there are points to be won, apparently.

[Sam]

Putt This continued their pathetic attempt to defend last year's division crown...and failed! :(

Old, Bad & Sassy 9-4 Putt This!

However, we got off the doubles schneid big time by winning both our matches Sunday. :)

Yesterday was my most favorite day of Team Golf this year.

Partly... well... it should probably have been obvious to all who were there.

Secondly, we got to play my second favorite Team Golf team and beat them.

Good times. Thanks for the round, Jeff. Always a pleasure. :cheers:

[Jeff Hemmerling]

Secondly, we got to play my second favorite Team Golf team and beat them.
Good times. Thanks for the round, Jeff. Always a pleasure. :cheers:
Likewise Sam. Old, Bad & Sassy are always fun to battle with, win or lose. And thanks to you and Gawain for handing Stu & I the doubles match on the last four holes. Couldn't have asked for a nicer ending. ;)

[Sam]

Well... we'd discussed it and decided that it wasn't cool that the only doubles' match you could win all year was against a Cali guy... ;)

By the way... (insert personal attack here since we played you guys and this is the internets...)

[Sausage Fingers]

but Wes is right, it takes at least 6 players on one team to play for the dubs point, while the other team can defend with only a Cali player.

We'll just have to wait until tonight to get the scores all added up to find out the real winner of the Discrupters vs Oregon Disc & Wildlife match! Oooohh the suspense...:cheers:

We don't have to wait to hear that (c)Old Bad & Sassy bested Shiver This! 9-4 in the cold winds at North Bonneville...:trophy:

:pirate:

[Sam]

Oooohh the suspense...:cheers:

Pins and needles. Pins and needles, my friend. :laughing:

[Wes Hansen]

hard to say this... but Wes is right,

It really shouldn't be that hard.:shocked: I'm right way over 87.3% of the time.:biggrin2: Betting against my being right would net some poor results.:pullhair:

One thing I like about me is that when I'm proven wrong I like to admit it and embrace the correct answer.:yay: That way I'll be even more right in the future.:trophy:

Right?

[Sam]

It's good to like things about yourself. I like my taste in beer. Especially now that I am having a good one. See... speaking about results, people! Drink... and ENJOY! :)

[Sam]

Oh, and I've been meaning to ask you. Did you ever get that money your ex-wife "stole" from Stumptown back? Wasnt it like $1K?

Having slung my share of shit in my days... allow me to say...

Truth or not... this would be a huge douchebag move from someone who doesn't deserve to have his ass strapped down and have the word tattooed on his forehead. From Dan Fucking Denny and his little Gollum-looking henchman Darr? Standard fare.

Just relating facts, man. :)

[JMan]

http://limewoody.wordpress.com/files/2006/04/aw_jeez_not_this_shit_again2.jpg

[Captain Save-A-Ho]

Best match point win of the weekend has to go to Jessie Ziegler of Big Winds for her cali doubles win over Ryan Williams and Joe Armijo of the Rockwood Roughnecks, where she shot a 64 to their 56 + 10 for their handicap.

NICE SHOOTING JESSIE!

[Trozzle!!!]

And my name, a few pages ago got brought up again and I am not even playing this year. Dont feel bad if your team gets renamed RIPS, Sam. It doesnt hurt as bad as you may think, lol. I will be back next year!!!

[Sausage Fingers]

N Bonne Saturday 1/1/11
Disc Golf or Die 9
Hot Poop 1

Oregon Disc & Wildlife 5
Discrupters 4

RIPT 4.5
Aceholes 6.5

Chain Damage 4.5
Eastside Crushers 7.5

GripLok 10
Dancing Cows 2

N Bonne Sunday 1/2/11
Big Winds 3.5
Rockwood Roughnecks 8.5

Green Bowl Packers 9
Drunk & Disorderly 6

Team Skinny 8.5
Dark Horse 6.5

Vapor Trails 3.5
Westside Slingers 7.5

Old, Bad & Sassy 9
Putt This! 4

NORTH DIVISION
Team Captain W L T MPs
1st Chain Damage Jason Sauermilch 4 2 0 48.5
2nd Oregon Disc & Wildlife Dan Denny 3 3 0 39
3rd Disc Golf or Die Dan Brown 3 3 0 36.5
4th Aceholes Will Odom 3 3 0 34.5
5th Dancing Cows Scott Searles 2 4 0 23

SOUTH DIVISION
Team Captain W L T MPs
1st GripLok David Zimmerman 6 0 0 59.5
2nd Eastside Crushers Keith Shupp 5 1 0 47
3rd Hot Poop Cindy McMahan 4 2 0 35
4th Discrupters Wes Hansen 0 6 0 20.5
5th RIPT Karl Denfeld 0 6 0 20

EAST DIVISION
Team Captain W L T MPs
1st Old Bad & Sassy Jordan Lewis 5 1 0 46.5
2nd Team Skinny Denny Axmacher 5 1 0 43.5
3rd Rockwood Roughnecks Camo Mike Niemi 4 1 1 43
4th Westside Slingers Jason McGrew 3 3 0 36.5
5th Drunker & Disorderlier Celeste Scandiffio 1 5 0 35.5

WEST DIVISION
Team Captain W L T MPs
1st Green Bowl Packers Tom T-Ry Rybloom 4 2 0 42.5
2nd Big Winds Victor Cervantes 3 3 0 40
3rd Dark Horse Kel Carver 3 3 0 39.5
4th Putt This! Jeff Hemmerling 1 4 1 33
5th Vapor Trail George Adams 0 6 0 21

The 4-4 tie between the Discrupters and Oregon Disc & Wildlife came down to strokes where OD&W gets the win 540-555.:cheerleader:

The 4 rounds shot at North Bonneville were played in some interesting weather conditions coupled with nefarious boundary rules. This turned out to push the SSA for the course into the stratosphere. The morning round on Saturday played to an SSA of 60.54 or six and a half strokes above par. Then it settled down to the nominal 58.06. Sunday's early round played at 58.23 while the afternoon only improved to 58.01.:chug:

Next up Milo in two weeks!:trophy:

:pirate:

[Denny]

I think a lot of people learned the importance of overstable discs thrown on a flat low release
or as I saw, they suffered the consequences. :waaah:

I really enjoyed watching people try to throw high on an angle into a fierce headwind.:slapface:

It made for some pretty awesome results, just not for the scorecard.

It was truly a day of battle :rockon:


Thanks to everyone who came out and braved the weather :cheers:

[Susie Sunshine]

Best match point win of the weekend has to go to Jessie Ziegler of Big Winds for her cali doubles win over Ryan Williams and Joe Armijo of the Rockwood Roughnecks, where she shot a 64 to their 56 + 10 for their handicap.

NICE SHOOTING JESSIE!

Hell yeah! Nice work!

[KenGilmore]

We (WSS) should have gotten the 7-man point but didn't. Thanks for fixing.

[Bruce]

Looks like my sunday a.m. round score is wrong. The spreadsheet shows a 63, when I shot a 54. Mind looking into that, Jordan?

[Sausage Fingers]

Looks like my sunday a.m. round score is wrong. The spreadsheet shows a 63, when I shot a 54. Mind looking into that, Jordan?

OK. 7 player point for WSS and check Bruce's AM Sunday round (should be a 54)...anybody else?:chinscratch:

:pirate:

[Jeff Hemmerling]

Looks like my sunday a.m. round score is wrong. The spreadsheet shows a 63, when I shot a 54. Mind looking into that, Jordan?I'll back you up on this Bruce since I verified your card last night. You did shoot a 54 (nice!). It looks like you got T-Ry's scores.:(

[Will of Doom]

I think a lot of people learned the importance of overstable discs thrown on a flat low release
or as I saw, they suffered the consequences. :waaah:

I really enjoyed watching people try to throw high on an angle into a fierce headwind.:slapface:

It made for some pretty awesome results, just not for the scorecard.

It was truly a day of battle :rockon:


Thanks to everyone who came out and braved the weather :cheers:

I made the mistake a few times of throw too high and it cost me big time. Once was a driver into the drink on hole 5. The other was losing 10ft on what was a 200ft throw. :headbang:

[Sausage Fingers]

We (WSS) should have gotten the 7-man point but didn't. Thanks for fixing.

Wow. For some reason I didn't fill out the 7 player point for either team in your match and you both earned it. In fact, while double checking the rest of the matches it became clear that 9 of the 10 teams earned the 7 player point and 68 of the 70 players played a singles match last Sunday. And I thought I was the crazy one...at least I am not alone.

For those playing the home game Saturday had 2 teams earn the 7 player point.:bricks:

Thanks for the sharp eye and I'll post the corrected files next.

:pirate:

[Sausage Fingers]

Looks like my sunday a.m. round score is wrong. The spreadsheet shows a 63, when I shot a 54. Mind looking into that, Jordan?

Data entry error, bad on me. You are correct.

While looking into your score adjustment (you are very welcome to your 1037 rated round of 54:shocked:) I noticed that I forgot to account for a match card anomaly. The AM round got recorded on the bottom of the sheet...

So that really changed how the Sunday rounds were rated. So after fixing the score, swapping the rounds on the spreadsheet and recalculating the rounds the morning round played to an SSA of 58.45. The PM round SSA was 57.58.

Any more errors?

:pirate:

[Sam]

the morning round played to an SSA of 58.45.

Yeah... that's got to be wrong because I shot under that. :shocked:

[Stephen.Sines]

too many quaffers jordan?

[Sausage Fingers]

too many quaffers jordan?

Never happens until you get to 17...that's my limit. Never go for the 17th quaffer, that's what I have learned in my years.:chug:

:pirate:

[PDX_Stu]

I apologize for having to sandbag this last match to get a more realistic rating.

[citizens arrest]

Me to!