Timber park

[keith_shupp]

So are we going to play the long course and what will the SSA be. Who will be setting the course up and Jordan how many doglegs are we going to have to play. I need to know so I can bring my Lawer to go over all those stupid doglegs.

I also hope Cindy wont bring those out of control dogs of hers they scare me.

I almost forgot Jeff Hemmerling has a nice white smile.:cheerleader:

["Over the Hill" Bob]

So are we going to play the long course and what will the SSA be. Who will be setting the course up and Jordan how many doglegs are we going to have to play. I need to know so I can bring my Lawer to go over all those stupid doglegs.

I also hope Cindy wont bring those out of control dogs of hers they scare me.

I almost forgot Jeff Hemmerling has a nice white smile.:cheerleader:

Only dog legs you need to worry about are the ones heisted in the air peeing on you leg. :laughing:

Bob

[TreeLove]

A dog leg is a just a hole that curves. A mandatory is an obstacle that the disc must pass to a certain side of. So I think you are referring to Mandatories, not Doglegs. Timber Park has the most Mandatories of any disc golf course in the entire universe. I think we should change the name to Mando Park!

[Sausage Fingers]

So are we going to play the long course and what will the SSA be.
Timber has historically played right on the edge of 10 or 11 ratings points per stroke, and since we are supposed to be playing the "long" course we will go with the easy to calculate 10 RPs/Stroke.

Who will be setting the course up and Jordan how many doglegs are we going to have to play. I need to know so I can bring my Lawer to go over all those stupid doglegs.

That is a very good question. If my foggy recollection of the captains meeting serves me well, I believe that Carl T Thorne said he would hook up with Mr Joe Marvell and take care of the set up for us. But if there is going to be some kind of really crazy layout then we need some maps to go along with the new design. If not we can always play the regular 19 hole layout this time and use 11 RPs/Stroke for competition.

I also hope Cindy wont bring those out of control dogs of hers they scare me.

You can only bring dogs along during your round if everybody on your card agrees. If someone on your card complains then you'll have to leave them in the car during your round.

I almost forgot Jeff Hemmerling has a nice white smile.:cheerleader:

No comment.

:pirate:

[chris7graham]

Timber has historically played right on the edge of 10 or 11 ratings points per stroke, and since we are supposed to be playing the "long" course we will go with the easy to calculate 10 RPs/Stroke.



That is a very good question. If my foggy recollection of the captains meeting serves me well, I believe that Carl T Thorne said he would hook up with Mr Joe Marvell and take care of the set up for us. But if there is going to be some kind of really crazy layout then we need some maps to go along with the new design. If not we can always play the regular 19 hole layout this time and use 11 RPs/Stroke for competition.



You can only bring dogs along during your round if everybody on your card agrees. If someone on your card complains then you'll have to leave them in the car during your round.



No comment.

:pirate:

Went there last night to play night golf it has been changed it all is in the longs with the exception of the holes that when one is in its place the other is in the other place like hole 9 in long hole 14 short right because of the other hole hope everyone gets that look forward to seeing everyone there

[Sean Phillips]

A dog leg is a just a hole that curves. A mandatory is an obstacle that the disc must pass to a certain side of. So I think you are referring to Mandatories, not Doglegs. Timber Park has the most Mandatories of any disc golf course in the entire universe. I think we should change the name to Mando Park!

I never really thought about all the mando's at timber. There are a lot. Just never thought about it because none of the mando's make a difference in my shot. Except new hole 19's mando left.

[TreeLove]

If I recall correctly:

1 - double mando
2- mando left
3 - mando left (though the tree is down now)
4 - none
5 - none
6 - none
7 - mando right
8 - none
9 - none
10 - none
11 - mando right
12 - none
13 - double mando
14 - none
15 - none
16 - none
17 - none
18 - none
19 - mando (left now?)

That's 7 holes with mandos! 9 if you count double mandos as 2 mandos!

[Sausage Fingers]

If I recall correctly:

1 - double mando
2- mando left
3 - mando left (though the tree is down now)
4 - none
5 - none
6 - none
7 - mando right
8 - none
9 - none
10 - none
11 - mando right
12 - none
13 - double mando
14 - none
15 - none
16 - none
17 - none
18 - none
19 - mando (left now?)

That's 7 holes with mandos! 9 if you count double mandos as 2 mandos!

Where are you counting hole 1 (http://www.oregondiscgolf.com/course_maps/Timber_Park.jpg) from, the parking lot or the old hole 1?:D

And isn't the mando on your hole #2 to the right of the tree with OB running along the fence to the left?

:pirate:

[chris7graham]

I never really thought about all the mando's at timber. There are a lot. Just never thought about it because none of the mando's make a difference in my shot. Except new hole 19's mando left.

thats one now

[keith_shupp]

When we made timber there were only 3 mando's (#3,#7,#13) on the course. Most of us who made the course will only play the old ones and we dont play any of the new ones like hole #19. There is no need to play these holes mando's unless you are a new player. I say we stay old school and just play the old mando's.

Almost forgot Jeff Hemmerling is in love with Donkeys.:cheerleader:

[LegoRules]

You can only bring dogs along during your round if everybody on your card agrees. If someone on your card complains then you'll have to leave them in the car during your round.

:pirate:


Yay Keith I believe was trying to be funny. Making fun of a certain thread that is pretty silly :rolleyes2: We have no intention of playing any TDG rounds with our dogs. If we bring them they will be in the car during the rounds like last time at Horning's. Of course if we were to play a round with our dog we would always make sure it is cool with everyone on the card.



Cindy :)

[Darr]

When we made timber there were only 3 mando's (#3,#7,#13) on the course. Most of us who made the course will only play the old ones and we dont play any of the new ones like hole #19. There is no need to play these holes mando's unless you are a new player. I say we stay old school and just play the old mando's.

Almost forgot Jeff Hemmerling is in love with Donkeys.:cheerleader:

Old Skool!! Second!

[keith_shupp]

Yes I was Joking about Cindy's dogs but not about Hemmerling.

[TreeLove]

Yes, I had my hole numbers wrong, and yes, the mando on hole actually #3 is a mando RIGHT, thanks for your corrections. Here is the corrected list:

1 - mando left (this is the hole that tees off from the bottom of the bowl)
2 - double mando
3- mando right
4 - mando left (though the tree is down now)
5 - none
6 - none
7 - none
8 - mando right
9 - none
10 - none
11 - none
12 - mando right
13 - none
14 - double mando
15 - none
16 - none
17 - none
18 - none
19 - none

That's NINE mandos (if you count each double mando as 2 mandos)!

[keith_shupp]

Yes, I had my hole numbers wrong, and yes, the mando on hole actually #3 is a mando RIGHT, thanks for your corrections. Here is the corrected list:

1 - mando left (this is the hole that tees off from the bottom of the bowl)
2 - double mando
3- mando right
4 - mando left (though the tree is down now)
5 - none
6 - none
7 - none
8 - mando right
9 - none
10 - none
11 - none
12 - mando right
13 - none
14 - double mando
15 - none
16 - none
17 - none
18 - none
19 - none

That's NINE mandos (if you count each double mando as 2 mandos)!

on your list the 3 old mando's are hole #3,#8, and hole #14 the rest dont belong. That is way to many mando's for one course and we did not design this course to break the mando record for a 18 hole course. It's like Sam who is from the far left made a mando when he thought there was a chance that someone might get hit spotting on a hole.

[Sam]

Man... if I understood that slam I might be concerned.

Alas, no fuggin' idea what Keith is saying here...

[Captain Save-A-Ho]

on your list the 3 old mando's are hole #3,#8, and hole #14 the rest dont belong. That is way to many mando's for one course and we did not design this course to break the mando record for a 18 hole course. It's like Sam who is from the far left made a mando when he thought there was a chance that someone might get hit spotting on a hole.

I also vote to only use these three mando's, it sounds like old school is in the lead.

[Lance]

I also agree with DMZ. Old school....The creek hole is my biggest complaint being a mando. If that hole is a mando, you might as well make a mando two holes before to the left of the power pole.I see more shots coming close to people than on the creek hole. Just my two cents.

[jevon]

What kind of discs were you throwing back then? When it was old school. You know, like when you used to walk to school in 5 feet of snow, uphill both ways...

[keith_shupp]

Man... if I understood that slam I might be concerned.

Alas, no fuggin' idea what Keith is saying here...

Sam you are the one who says that timber is a unsafe course all the time. I was trying to blame you for all the new Mando's.:whistler: The far left point was for all those young liberals like you who are always trying to tell us how to live. thank God for the bible to helps us old people keep on the right path for living.:evilgrin:

[Sam]

Well... I am pretty damned sure that the explosion of 3D's face from a Kevin Mykelz drive proves the whole theory on Timber being an unsafe place. I said it before and I will say it again - the fairways are too close to each other and when there are big groups of people playing so that every pad has people on it, yeah... unsafe. But I had nothing to do with the mandos there, of course.

To the rest... it always amazes me when people think liberals try to tell them how to live more than conservatives. Do liberals try to tell women what they can and cannot do with their bodies? No. Do conservatives? Yes. Do liberals worship a religion of guilt and sin and temptations, etc. or is that more of a conservative thing to do? The Bible is a great book. It will go down in history as one of the best. Right up there with the Iliad. And the Heimskringla. And the Aeneid. But if you think that a book of suspect tales written by unknown authors and later edited with unknown intentions is a guide for how you should live in modern times I might have to conclude that the head should probably be removed from the rectum. But that's just my opinion, of course.

:cheers:

[keith_shupp]

Well... I am pretty damned sure that the explosion of 3D's face from a Kevin Mykelz drive proves the whole theory on Timber being an unsafe place. I said it before and I will say it again - the fairways are too close to each other and when there are big groups of people playing so that every pad has people on it, yeah... unsafe. But I had nothing to do with the mandos there, of course.

To the rest... it always amazes me when people think liberals try to tell them how to live more than conservatives. Do liberals try to tell women what they can and cannot do with their bodies? No. Do conservatives? Yes. Do liberals worship a religion of guilt and sin and temptations, etc. or is that more of a conservative thing to do? The Bible is a great book. It will go down in history as one of the best. Right up there with the Iliad. And the Heimskringla. And the Aeneid. But if you think that a book of suspect tales written by unknown authors and later edited with unknown intentions is a guide for how you should live in modern times I might have to conclude that the head should probably be removed from the rectum. But that's just my opinion, of course.

:cheers:


Dam it Sam now I will have to keep my Guns loaded and very close knowing people like you are out there.

Sam on Sunday dont forget to look behind you and make sure you carry a first aid kit with you. With Jeff Hemmerling on the course you want to keep a look out for those head shots.

[Sean Phillips]

Well... I am pretty damned sure that the explosion of 3D's face from a Kevin Mykelz drive proves the whole theory on Timber being an unsafe place.

That could happen at a lot of courses. Timber does have close fairways but I think it is a safe place to play golf even with crowds. It takes normal disc golf etiquette to make it so.


I'll leave the politics alone for now. I fall somewhere in between Sam and Keith. Pretty sure that makes me the man meat. :slapface:

[keith_shupp]

Im joking with Sam Im just trying to get him fired up and it did not work. I dont belong to any Party Left or right and I dont belong to any cult.

Timber park is safe and we are waiting for Jordan to make a call on what mando's we will play.


Rumor mill says that Hemmerling stage nick name is kinky Kelly and I forget what he calls his pet donkey.

[Maidenrules]

Im joking with Sam Im just trying to get him fired up and it did not work. I dont belong to any Party Left or right and I dont belong to any cult.

Timber park is safe and we are waiting for Jordan to make a call on what mando's we will play.


Rumor mill says that Hemmerling stage nick name is kinky Kelly and I forget what he calls his pet donkey.

Jeff Hemmerling= TDG whippin' boy!

["Over the Hill" Bob]

Jeff Hemmerling= TDG whippin' boy!

I do believe Hemmerloins has now surpassed Pinkals Mom. Still not sure which I think is hotter though! :drool:

Bob:biggrin2:

[Captain Save-A-Ho]

I do believe Hemmerloins has now surpassed Pinkals Mom. Still not sure which I think is hotter though! :drool:

Bob:biggrin2:

Damn Bob, you are old. It is this kind of talk that makes me glad I play on Saturday. You Sunday people need to watch out for Hemmerloins stray drives and Bob's sexual advances all while making sure you have fresh depends to change into for your second round. On Saturday we only have to worry about having enough beer and funding the eastside crusties ace pot.

[chris7graham]

Damn Bob, you are old. It is this kind of talk that makes me glad I play on Saturday. You Sunday people need to watch out for Hemmerloins stray drives and Ol' Bob's<----- sexual advances all while making sure you have fresh depends to change into for your second round. On Saturday we only have to worry about having enough beer and funding the eastside crusties ace pot.

that is wrong reference ol'bob is lucky mud over the hill bob is who you are talking about dont stick your foot in your mouth and make ol'bob mad at you:nono:

[Sausage Fingers]

Here is the corrected list:

1 - mando left, OB pavement
2 - double mando, OB over fence
3 - mando right, OB fence right
4 - mando left, OB fence right
5 - none
6 - none
7 - none
8 - mando right, OB fence right
9 - none, OB inside fence & fence right
10 - double mando
11 - OB fence long
12 - mando right, OB creek & beyond right
13 - none
14 - double mando
15 - OB water long
16 - OB fence right
17 - none
18 - OB road right & fence left & long
19 - OB pavement


:pirate:

[chris7graham]

Here is the corrected list:

1 - mando left, OB pavement
2 - double mando, OB over fence
3 - mando right, OB fence right
4 - mando left, OB fence right
5 - none
6 - none
7 - none
8 - mando right, OB fence right
9 - none, OB inside fence & fence right
10 - double mando
11 - OB fence long
12 - mando right, OB creek & beyond right
13 - none
14 - double mando
15 - OB water long
16 - OB fence right
17 - none
18 - OB road right & fence left & long
19 - OB pavement


:pirate:

That is right but the hole 10 is new hmmm heard about it never played it

[Captain Save-A-Ho]

that is wrong reference ol'bob is lucky mud over the hill bob is who you are talking about dont stick your foot in your mouth and make ol'bob mad at you:nono:

I know who is who and I was just calling Bob old because he is. Sheesh I didn't know Sam had made you a monitor here.

[chris7graham]

I know who is who and I was just calling Bob old because he is. Sheesh I didn't know Sam had made you a monitor here.

Lmao Im just friends with ol'bob and just making sure he isnt involved with this now that OVER THE HILL BOBthats a different story he is in team disc golf and he is OLDDDDDDD SO GO FOR IT DAVID

[The Brodys]

I was just wondering will the mandos be marked?

["Over the Hill" Bob]

Lmao Im just friends with ol'bob and just making sure he isnt involved with this now that OVER THE HILL BOBthats a different story he is in team disc golf and he is OLDDDDDDD SO GO FOR IT DAVID

Grahammer..................Me??????? Oldddddddddddd? Can;'t wait to whoop your butt when/if our teams meet up. :shooting:

Bob

[chris7graham]

Grahammer..................Me??????? Oldddddddddddd? Can;'t wait to whoop your butt when/if our teams meet up. :shooting:

Bob

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH NEVER I SAY NEVER :slapface::whistler::yay::laughing:

[KenGilmore]

That is right but the hole 10 is new hmmm heard about it never played it

I think that double mando is between the power line pole and the guy line on the left. I believe I've played it once or more during events like Jerry's Superbowl Scramble.

[Bullseye]

Here is the corrected list:
10 - double mando
:pirate:

What is this crap? We are not playing this fuggin circus shot through the wires are we? LAME.

[Sean Phillips]

Im joking with Sam Im just trying to get him fired up and it did not work. I dont belong to any Party Left or right and I dont belong to any cult.

You got him to fire up a little :cheers::angel:

[Susie Sunshine]

What is this crap? We are not playing this fuggin circus shot through the wires are we? LAME.

What he said!

[Hippy007]

if we play that many mandos someone needs to go out and mark them all.

Also when will we get our updated ratings.

Hippy007
:cool2:

[Susie Sunshine]

Updated ratings were posted last night, in the Yahoo group (www.teamdiscgolf.com). It's the Master Rosters & Ratings file.

[Hippy007]

Updated ratings were posted last night, in the Yahoo group (www.teamdiscgolf.com). It's the Master Rosters & Ratings file.

thanks. I could not find them.....

back to the mando debate

hippy007
:cool2:

[keith_shupp]

Im not marking the mando's so if you want to play that crap find someone to get it done. If they are not mark then we wont play them and make sure if someone marks them not to use paint on the tree's. nothing like sucking the fun out of a great course.

[emmarose]

...mando scandals... possible snow... oh, bother... week 3 of team golf is shaping up to be some kind of something, for sure!

[Sausage Fingers]

thanks. I could not find them.....

back to the mando debate

hippy007
:cool2:

Seriously?!?! (http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/teamdiscgolf/files/2010-2011/) It begs the question: Have you EVER found any of the TDG files?

This is not rocket science people... You shouldn't need someone to hand hold you with an exact link to every single thing that you want to find on the internets... :headbang:

Maybe I should go back to how I ran my Fantasy Football league in 1988, you know, handwriting all of the scores sheets and FAXING them to everybody in the league?!?!?:bricks:

:pirate:

Can you tell I had a migraine today...:explode:

[Sam]

Man... what a fuggin' grump! :laughing:

[Sausage Fingers]

Im not marking the mando's so if you want to play that crap find someone to get it done. If they are not mark then we wont play them and make sure if someone marks them not to use paint on the tree's. nothing like sucking the fun out of a great course.

Wow are you a cranky old guy...do you yell at those damn kids to get off your lawn too?

Damn! This ALSO isn't rocket science people. These mandos have been played for years and are as marked as they need to be, deal with it. The only one that is tough to see is hole 4 since they cut the mando tree down. That one, and all of them for that matter, are to be decided by the group playing the hole. If you obviously shoot a big RHBH hyzer over the fence and hole 8's fairway and skip it up to the green, you have missed the mando and can:
1. Re tee
2. Throw your 2nd shot from the mando.

And if you are Keith and think that you'll just play without any mandos then enjoy the highly skewed ratings that will give you for the rest of the league. But if I were the team playing Keith I'd be hammering him with the penalty strokes.

What is this crap? We are not playing this fuggin circus shot through the wires are we? LAME.

Yeah, I went back and forth on this one, but my two choices were single mando left of the power pole and the 'fuggin circus shot'. But that just makes a lefty friendly course more so. Maybe we'll play the single mando when we play this course the SECOND time this season.

Oh, and by the way, I didn't vote for us to play this course twice, so you can pass your thanks along to those captains that did. I'd rather play North Bonne but too many whiners carried the day.

We ARE playing all of the mandos, because they are there for a reason: SAFETY! We will pack this course both days and we don't need another ambulance to show up this year.

So should we take bets on who's gonna piss me off next...:pirate:

[Jonesy]

Can't access yahoo group from my phone. Anyone wanna copy n paste here? Thanks.
________
Anal double (http://www.fucktube.com/categories/85/double/videos/1)

[emmarose]

... maybe someone should bring jordan some cookies on sunday... i would, but i'm a saturday gal...

... oh, my goodness... hahahahaha!!! that's hilarious and not on purpose considering who's team i'm on... hehehe!!! i just meant yummy, fresh, home baked cookies full of love... haha...

... sorry 'bout your brain trying to kill you, jordan... i had a migraine on monday... vomited for like 45 minutes and then managed to get into my bed (sort of... left my slippers on) and pass out before 8:00p.m.

[keith_shupp]

Jordan you sound like Sam and I cant say what I would like to so read my mind.:shooting::(:pullhair::evilgrin::shooting::sh ooting::bricks:

[jevon]

You rock Jordan. No cookies but I'm rollin' up some treats for Sunday and you're sure to get one!

The "circus" mandos just take an easy open field hyzer or anny and make it a more difficult tunnel shot. Oh, now I see why people don't like it...

[keith_shupp]

You rock Jordan. No cookies but I'm rollin' up some treats for Sunday and you're sure to get one!

The "circus" mandos just take an easy open field hyzer or anny and make it a more difficult tunnel shot. Oh, now I see why people don't like it...

Jevon you are nothing but a little boot licker. Make sure you lick Jordans boots clean and get that dog shit off while you are at it.:evilgrin:

[Trozzle!!!]

Although I am not playing this year, I love the idea of extra mandos to any course to make it tougher during TDG. It is afterall meant to be a fun league. Sure there are those who need to win everytime, or they get pissed off. Extra mandos on a course adds to the challenge and makes everyone have to play that much better, or that much more careful.

[jevon]

Jevon you are nothing but a little boot licker. Make sure you lick Jordans boots clean and get that dog shit off while you are at it.:evilgrin:
You're just mad cuz I ain't lickin' yours...

I was sitting at my bar tonight and while looking at the poster on the wall I thought of you. What poster? The "You know you're getting old when..." one. The line "You get winded playing checkers." That has the Eastside Crusties written all over it.

[George A.]

:shocked:

[keith_shupp]

You're just mad cuz I ain't lickin' yours...

I was sitting at my bar tonight and while looking at the poster on the wall I thought of you. What poster? The "You know you're getting old when..." one. The line "You get winded playing checkers." That has the Eastside Crusties written all over it.

That hurts so now Im going to give up team disc golf and just go sit in my rocker knowing I dont lick any one's boots.

[whalekillah]

Have you ever folded pre-flop in poker and wondered if you made the right move? I made the right move.....have fun team disc golfers.

[Chain Damage]

Has there been a final decision on how we're playing the handicap this weekend? 10 or 11 per stroke?

[TreeLove]

Have you ever folded pre-flop in poker and wondered if you made the right move? I made the right move.....have fun team disc golfers.

Can't handle a little drama? Perhaps knitting league is more your speed....

[Bullseye]

Have you ever folded pre-flop in poker and wondered if you made the right move? I made the right move.....have fun team disc golfers.

In spite of the fact that we have our disagreements here and there, I think almost everyone involved in Team Golf is having a blast.

[LegoRules]

Have you ever folded pre-flop in poker and wondered if you made the right move? I made the right move.....have fun team disc golfers.

We are a family, and just like all families we have our disagreements, but still love each other mostly. :wink2: TDG ROCKS!! :rockon:

Cindy :)

[emmarose]

We are a family, and just like all families we have our disagreements, but still love each other mostly. :wink2: TDG ROCKS!! :rockon:

Cindy :)

... just wait... i plan on disowning everybody over thanksgiving dinner...

[Scott]

... just wait... i plan on disowning everybody over thanksgiving dinner...

Gotta get drunk first.

[Sam]

I know for a fact that I am not included in parts of this conversation. Which parts? Who cares?

[emmarose]

Gotta get drunk first.

... sorta figgered that was a given... i mean, isn't that what thanksgiving is all about?

[Sausage Fingers]

Has there been a final decision on how we're playing the handicap this weekend? 10 or 11 per stroke?

Thanks for bringing some sanity back to this thread with a VERY good question. It seems that my initial thoughts were backwards again with the SSA for Timber. if the course gets harder the RPs/Stroke get smaller not larger.:headbang: Someday I will get it right.

But since we are playing the course with all (or at least most) of the baskets in the long positions AND all of the fuggin circus mandos we are going with the 10 RPS/Stroke for this weekend.

We also have some minor housekeeping to mention: Dark Horse is using their roster replacement this week and are dropping Ruben Alaniz and adding Rebecca Verrette to their roster. Rebecca is a current PDGA Member (#41554) with a rating of 801. So don't be surprised if you have to play her this weekend. Oh, and Welcome to OTDG Rebecca!:yay::trophy::yay:

Last note for now: THIS IS THE FIRST WEEK OF EARLIER START TIMES

We need Captains to set lineups at 8 am so we can start the first round at 8:30am this weekend.:cop:

:pirate:

[Jeff Hemmerling]

We also have some minor housekeeping to mention: Dark Horse is using their roster replacement this week and are dropping Ruben Alaniz and adding Rebecca Verrette to their roster. Rebecca is a current PDGA Member (#41554) with a rating of 801. So don't be surprised if you have to play her this weekend.Putt This is playing Dark Horse on Sunday. I'm sure she's a ringer! ;)

We need Captains to set lineups at 8 am so we can start the first round at 8:30am this weekend.What's the over/under on when I arrive? :o

[jevon]

What's the over/under on when I arrive? :o
8:15. Most people are taking the over...

[Sausage Fingers]

8:15. Most people are taking the over...

Yeah but all the betting has moved the line 9 am...:slapface:

:pirate: