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murray the brit
November 30th, 2009, 06:49 PM
did you heat about Valarie Jenkins this is from her facebook page


never would have thought this weekend would have ended with getting my appendix removed! Ouch!

GettinBetter
November 30th, 2009, 07:10 PM
it happens...

REDFIVE
November 30th, 2009, 08:02 PM
I thought it was going to be something cool. She crashed into a fire hydrant or something.

"Over the Hill" Bob
November 30th, 2009, 08:43 PM
did you heat about Valarie Jenkins this is from her facebook page


never would have thought this weekend would have ended with getting my appendix removed! Ouch!

Murray the Brit..........Our link to the National Enquirer! :laughing:

What's the word on Tiger Woods, Murray? Give us the REAL scoop! :wink2:

Bob

Bruce
November 30th, 2009, 09:19 PM
Speaking of Tiger. I was sitting down to breakfast this morning and I couldn't help but hear this guy talking about what "really" happened.

He goes on and on about how Tiger's wife beat him with a golf club, and he was in his car in an attempt to get away from her. I found it pretty freaking funny!

Adam Schneider
November 30th, 2009, 09:27 PM
He goes on and on about how Tiger's wife beat him with a golf club, and he was in his car in an attempt to get away from her. I found it pretty freaking funny!
It's pretty freakin' plausible, too. Why were the back windows of his car smashed?

GettinBetter
November 30th, 2009, 10:23 PM
It's pretty freakin' plausible, too. Why were the back windows of his car smashed?


Crazy Town

snap7times
December 1st, 2009, 12:03 AM
and the police are obsessssed with charging tiger with something.. crazy people do crazy things... as long as they do it to themselves, leave them alone... and val did run over a fire hydrant but no one knows who the women's world champ in frisbee golf is yet so no police follow up... that's how she blew up her appendix, darn fire hydrant.... and as for the back windows, I would have to say Tiger needs to spend more time helping his wife's accuracy and swing technique, she was only off by a few inches...

mazza
December 1st, 2009, 01:47 AM
time helping his wife's accuracy and swing technique, she was only off by a few inches...

can we say duck or bleed

Disc Golf Live
December 1st, 2009, 05:58 AM
I'm waiting for OnStar to make a commercial of the whole incident, I'm thinking Tiger's Caddy was hooked up with free service since it was new. Seriously though, anyone who has watched him play recently knows he's having trouble driving straight. Makes perfect sense to me that he can't keep it between the curbs, particularly with his wife taking swings at him with the long stick...

LakeStevensBA
December 1st, 2009, 08:26 AM
This thread is about Val Jenkins, we need to keep focused.

So anyway.....did you hear about Tiger Woods' inability to drive straight and avoid water hazards?

He has lots of expensive cars, but now there is "a hole in one".

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing!

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

NWDiscer
December 1st, 2009, 09:44 AM
This thread is about Val Jenkins, we need to keep focused.

So anyway.....did you hear about Tiger Woods' inability to drive straight and avoid water hazards?

He has lots of expensive cars, but now there is "a hole in one".

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing!

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.



the last 1 is great

Ol' Bob
December 1st, 2009, 09:47 AM
Henh.

Ol' Bob
December 1st, 2009, 10:08 AM
I'm waiting for OnStar to make a commercial of the whole incident...

That would be rich.

I'm hearing the theme, Wouldn't you really rather drive a Buick?, just as she tees off on that back window.

LakeStevensBA
December 1st, 2009, 02:13 PM
I just heard that Tiger's wife used a two iron to break the window because she hates the driver.