Cock Flock needs Caddies for Chick Flick

[Minordiety]

The Cock Flock is now recruiting Caddies for the 2nd Annual Chick Flick, August 1-2 at Horning’s Hideout.



If you attended this event last year, you’ll remember how much fun it was to watch and support the ladies. So come join the festivities and show the Chicks your support.



Cost: $15.00/caddie

What you get for your money:

-Beer

-Lunch Saturday and Sunday.

-Raffle tickets for all sorts of prizes- especially picked for Cocks of all sizes

-Camping on Saturday night.

-Entry for Best Caddy award. It’s up to you how you make this happen.

-Entry for Best Costume. Yes, costumes are encouraged on Saturday. The chicks dig costumes, mostly.

-An official Cock Flock t-shirt, tastelessly designed by The Minordiety (aka Gorman) himself.

-Entry into the Random draw doubles tournament with full payout. This will be a glow round using alternate shot format. This is open to registered Caddies only!

-The chance to meet other disc golf widowers and future disc golf widowers.

-Automatic entry into the Cock Flock and possible future Cock Flock events.



Registration for the Cock Flock will be through Stumptown Disc Golf’s website – www.stumptowndg.org



If you don’t sign up, you’ll miss out on the event of the summer (and not to mention the lack of the above bonuses.)



Please feel free to contact me with any questions.



P.S. If there are not enough women who want caddies you may be asked to perform other functions such as Beer Monkey, spotter, male dancer, etc.


The Minordiety, aka, John Gorman.

[Trozzle!!!]

I cant promise I will be there, since I will be on call for work, but I am going to try my best to make it. I need to defend my title :)

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[Sam]

You won this last year, Troy? Cool...

[Trozzle!!!]

Yes I won the caddy award at the Timber chick flick. I went into $hit creek twice, once for my golfer and once for another golfer, to retrieve discs. I had a few of the other caddies also vote to unanimously give the award to me!!!!

[Minordiety]

Yes I won the caddy award at the Timber chick flick. I went into $hit creek twice, once for my golfer and once for another golfer, to retrieve discs. I had a few of the other caddies also vote to unanimously give the award to me!!!!

Sorry you might not make it this year, Troz. We had a hella good time.

[Trozzle!!!]

I am going to bring it up today at work and let them know i need someone to cover the pager that weekend. hope they say yes :)

[zippyboy]

Count me in! Though we already paid for my camping that weekend... Oh well. This should be a blast!

[Carie CPink]

Count me in! Though we already paid for my camping that weekend... Oh well. This should be a blast!

Zippy-

I'll make sure that you don't pay twice...PM me.

[Minordiety]

Zippy-

I'll make sure that you don't pay twice...PM me.

There's 2!:rockon: Glad your going to make it, Zippy!

[D-Walk]

There's 2!:rockon: Glad your going to make it, Zippy!

Make that 3! :trophy: I already paid the extra fee for camping too when my girl signed up for the Flick.

Sending a PM your way C.

[Sam]

Jamie and I will be there. Signing up this weekend, I believe. :cheers:

[zippyboy]

Damn! This is gonna be a par-tay!

Carrie, don't worry too much about us having paid for the camping already. Me beloved and I discussed it last night, and we just figure we'll consider it a donation to Hornings.

:rockon:

D-Walk, me, AND Sammy? How much trouble could we possibly get into? :whistler: :chinscratch:

[smobro]

Zippy-

I'll make sure that you don't pay twice...PM me.

Check PM yo

[JMan]

And I have to be in Eastern Washington that weekend....DAMN :angry:

[Minordiety]

Damn! This is gonna be a par-tay!

Carrie, don't worry too much about us having paid for the camping already. Me beloved and I discussed it last night, and we just figure we'll consider it a donation to Hornings.

:rockon:

D-Walk, me, AND Sammy? How much trouble could we possibly get into? :whistler: :chinscratch:


There's lots'o trouble to be had, Zip.:biggrin2:

Glad to see the Cocks flockin'

[Minordiety]

And I have to be in Eastern Washington that weekend....DAMN :angry:


Priorities, Old man. Priorities.

[Sam]

Yes I won the caddy award at the Timber chick flick. I went into $hit creek twice, once for my golfer and once for another golfer, to retrieve discs. I had a few of the other caddies also vote to unanimously give the award to me!!!!

I can't get over how cool THIS is.

You should be Beer Monkey this year. I'll give you an award for pouring me beer.

[Mystjava]

Gee.. I wonder if there will be any deaf dudes who will be willing to caddy for me.. I know Lady Buzzzz already has her caddy; Hat. :-) Maybe I ought to pester one of the boys from here.. ;-) Since my other half can't make it due to her lower back and neck being a pain in the rear... (She already feels like a disc golf widow...)

[Darr]

D-Walk, me, AND Sammy? How much trouble could we possibly get into? :whistler: :chinscratch:
Probably a lot since George, John, Pinkal(?) and I will be with you. :laughing::rockon::rockon::rockon:

I'm trying to talk George into a cos:cheerleader:tume :laughing:

[Sam]

We are going to have to find some time to golf during the day. I hope that that will not be a problem for anyone. :whistler:

[Carie CPink]

We are going to have to find some time to golf during the day. I hope that that will not be a problem for anyone. :whistler:

Don't worry. You'll be well taken care of. There will be plenty of time for some discin'

[Minordiety]

Don't worry. You'll be well taken care of. There will be plenty of time for some discin'

Have no fear, Sam. Everyone, except maybe you, will get some time to play.:biggrin2:

The Flock takes care of its own. No worries.

[Steve McMahan]

:jumpspin: I'm in. Male Dancer? Do I get to keep the dollar bills? I don't think we would be talking about a lot of money here, me in a G string is a scary thought (MY EYES MY EYES). John you are doing a great with organizing the caddies. Thanks!

[smobro]

I can't seem to find the Caddy Reg on stumptown. A little help?

Thanks and my caddy name is Bagger Smo

[discrazy55]

And I have to be in Eastern Washington that weekend....DAMN :angry:

So sorry to hear that, J-Man! You'll be missed fer shur!

[Susie Sunshine]

Probably a lot since George, John, Pinkal(?) and I will be with you. :laughing::rockon::rockon::rockon:

I'm trying to talk George into a cos:cheerleader:tume :laughing:

Space Ghost caddied for me last year, but is unable to make it this year. Instead, I'm bringing Lieutenant Dangle (http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/AQUA/24-445~Reno-911-Lt-Dangle-Posters.jpg). I'm sure he'll keep ya'll out of trouble. :laughing::laughing:

I can not wait for this event!!!!

["Over the Hill" Bob]

Do you have to pay if all you want to do is caddie and/or volunteer? Not sure I want to pay to volunteer.

Bob

[Carie CPink]

I can't seem to find the Caddy Reg on stumptown. A little help?

Thanks and my caddy name is Bagger Smo

i'll contact Steve to get this on the Stumptown Store.

Thanks, SmoBro!

[Minordiety]

Do you have to pay if all you want to do is caddie and/or volunteer? Not sure I want to pay to volunteer.

Bob

Bob,

Thanks for your question. However, you are not paying to volunteer. You are paying for the ammenities, such as food, beer, t-shirt, camping, Day use fee, entry into the doubles tournament, entry into the raffle, etc, and etc. (for the full list go to the first entry in this thread).

For $15, this is a great bargain and helps promote women's disc golf in the Pacific Northwest. Besides, this will be a blast.


Your help will make this event one more event that our community can be proud of.

[Minordiety]

my caddy name is Bagger Smo

:laughing:

[D-Walk]

I can't seem to find the Caddy Reg on stumptown. A little help?

Thanks and my caddy name is Bagger Smo

I second this. I went to the Stumptown store and did not see the Flocking registration. :headbang:

[Minordiety]

I second this. I went to the Stumptown store and did not see the Flocking registration. :headbang:

It'll be up soon.


And D-walk, That shoe will be yours once again!!!!!:slapface:

[D-Walk]

And D-walk, That shoe will be yours once again!!!!!:slapface:

I have to admit that I felt like I played some decent golf yesterday, but the best part of the day was seeing the shoe on someones bag other than mine. :cheerleader: Feel free to hang on to it for a bit. Maybe we should take a pisture out it, and whoever has it must change their avatar to a picture of the shoe. :whistler:

[Dizzle]

Trying to convince my wife to go i think i almost got her convinced. So i will see you all there.


GO FLOCK

Donnie

[Carie CPink]

Registration is up for The Flock! (http://store.stumptowndg.com/)

Click on the "Events" Link.

Cock-a-doodle-do!

[Minordiety]

Registration is up for The Flock! (http://store.stumptowndg.com/)

Click on the "Events" Link.

Cock-a-doodle-do!

:yay:

[blu666z]

I'll be there if I can talk my wife into playing. She is basically a non-golfer but said she could be talked into going.

[Minordiety]

I have to admit that I felt like I played some decent golf yesterday, but the best part of the day was seeing the shoe on someones bag other than mine. :cheerleader: Feel free to hang on to it for a bit. Maybe we should take a pisture out it, and whoever has it must change their avatar to a picture of the shoe. :whistler:


I like the idea. I'll get the current owner to take a pic!

Also, don't forget to register for the Flock!

[Minordiety]

I'll be there if I can talk my wife into playing. She is basically a non-golfer but said she could be talked into going.

I think she'll have a good time. The Chicks are way cool and incredibly supportive, especially to newcomers.

And I know you'll have a good time, as well. See you and your wife in August!:chug:

[blu666z]

I'm working on it. ;) Might caddy whether she comes or not.

[blu666z]

Quick question, I am a Stumptown member, but my wife is not. Does she have to be to play in the Chick Flick?

[Carie CPink]

Quick question, I am a Stumptown member, but my wife is not. Does she have to be to play in the Chick Flick?

Stumptown membership is not required to a) play in the Chick Flick or b)
become a member of the Flock.

[blu666z]

Ok thanks, hopefully I'll get my wife, myself, my normal playing partner and his wife signed up this weekend.

[Minordiety]

Hey gents, don't forget to register for the Flock.

[Mystjava]

Gee.. I wonder if there will be any deaf dudes who will be willing to caddy for me.. I know Lady Buzzzz already has her caddy; Hat. :-) Maybe I ought to pester one of the boys from here.. ;-)

:cheerleader::cheerleader: I got someone!! :drool::drool:

[zippyboy]

Thanks for the reminder. I will try to do that this weekend... :cheers:

[Minordiety]

Thanks for the reminder. I will try to do that this weekend... :cheers:

Registration is up and running on http://store.stumptowndg.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=2&products_id=49&zenid=26r6vvero4k4ds8ijkrm4vtqf3 for the Flock.

Come on, gents. You don't need to have lady playing to sign up and help out. There's great prizes and lot's O' fun to be had.

Sign up today and we'll think your cool. No peer pressure here.

[Minordiety]

Registration is up and running on http://store.stumptowndg.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=2&products_id=49&zenid=26r6vvero4k4ds8ijkrm4vtqf3 for the Flock.

Come on, gents. You don't need to have lady playing to sign up and help out. There's great prizes and lot's O' fun to be had.

Sign up today and we'll think your cool. No peer pressure here.

Just a reminder, The chick Flick is in two weeks and we still need caddies.

[Ms Thing]

Just a reminder, The chick Flick is in two weeks and we still need caddies.

I know of a caddy that has still not signed up, I will make him do it when we get home on Sunday.

[chris7graham]

id like to go but....... can i pay day of and it will be kinda hard for me to get out there cause im in gresham but on a good note still handing out all the cards to new girls at rockwood and vance hope to go

[Minordiety]

id like to go but....... can i pay day of and it will be kinda hard for me to get out there cause im in gresham but on a good note still handing out all the cards to new girls at rockwood and vance hope to go


You can sign up day of. Thanks for your work, Chris. Hope to see you out there.



Ms. Thing, get that Zippyboy signed up!

[Susie Sunshine]

Lt. Dangle is signed up... "uniform" being shipped as I type. :cop:

http://www.halloweencostumes4u.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000003/888752.jpg

["Over the Hill" Bob]

Lt. Dangle is signed up... "uniform" being shipped as I type. :cop:

http://www.halloweencostumes4u.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000003/888752.jpg

I'm now trying to remove a horrible image from my mind. :eek:

Bob

[Susie Sunshine]

I'm now trying to remove a horrible image from my mind

Good luck with that. ;) We've been watching Reno 911 more and more lately so Eric can get into character. Hahaha!! What a lucky girl I am to have married a man who will go to such lengths to amuse me.

[Kris Hagner]

Oh Man! Who's wearin' that? If I hafta wear that, I can't make it out on Sunday. If Eric is wearin' that, I'm not givin' any hugs. Hand shake and that's it.

[Susie Sunshine]

Kris, this is for our big Chick Flick tourney weekend at Horning's in two weeks. You should sign up to caddy for some lucky girl. Should be a blast (and no, you don't have to wear a costume if you don't want to).

[Minordiety]

I'm now trying to remove a horrible image from my mind. :eek:

Bob

:headbang: Don't try this, Bob. It doesn't take the image away. Electrotherapy might though.:whistler:

Can't wait to see this in person :rolleyes2:.




:laughing:

[Mystjava]

Oy!!! Eric might have more clicks flock to him than he expects.. wink!

[Carie CPink]

[QUOTE=Susie Sunshine;25920]Lt. Dangle is signed up... "uniform" being shipped as I type. :cop:

Hell ya!

[Sam]

I signed up just now. Will be a lot of fun. :cheers:

[Minordiety]

Just want to give a big shout out to all the guys who flocked to Hornings this weekend.

Thanks for all you did for the ladies!:yay:

All I can say is your a great bunch of Cocks.:chug:

[Susie Sunshine]

Yeah, what John said!

Thanks to all the men who worked so hard to help the ladies have a great time this weekend!! And a special thanks to John for doing such a good job handling the cocks! :pirate:

[The Brodys]

Hey thanks folks for such a wonderful weekend. This is Cali Bryan from Jody and Bryan. We had a blast. The Cocks rocked and and the Chicks just killed it! I was so impressed by the level of play and passion for the game! I would love to thank the head Chicks and Cocks for all the work they did. Cant wait to see everyone we met down the road. Thanks again and Happy discin'

[Minordiety]

And a special thanks to John for doing such a good job handling the cocks! :pirate:

Let's get this straight, Suzie Sunshine. I didn't personally handle any cocks this past weekend. At least any I remember. But I was a little drunk Saturday night and Eric said he found a snake ...

So far this is only rumor and conjecture. Let's keep it that way.:wink2:

[Susie Sunshine]

Let's get this straight, Suzie Sunshine. I didn't personally handle any cocks this past weekend. At least any I remember. But I was a little drunk Saturday night and Eric said he found a snake ...

So far this is only rumor and conjecture. Let's keep it that way.:wink2:

What happens at Horning's, stays at Horning's. :whistler: